Kracken 

An enormous octopus/squid creature in "Pirates of the Caribbean" which is feared by sailors and pirates. This said horrible beastie is unleashed by none other than the captain of the Flying Dutchman: Captain Davy Jones.

*thud*

Sailor: We must of hit a reef!
Will Turner: No its the Kracken you retard!

Kracken by TezZa_ August 19, 2007

Kracken 

Large, unattractive female, whose crack unwantingly protrudes from the lower back, often causing mass disgust from both sexes.

Look at that Kracken bending over behind that car.

Kracken by Mike Dindia June 20, 2006

Kracken 

A hung male penis that is at least 8.5" in length and 6" in girth. Used by one to either warn others of the beastlyness of one's own schlong, or to tell of the savage experience that was had recieving the dick.

Davy Jones: "I reeeally don't think that you ladies are ready for the monster in my pants, known only as...THE KRACKEN!!!!"

Tia: "Wooooow, I would have NEVER expected him to be that well hung; But after last night, I'll have that kracken plunge to my depths anytime!"

Kracken by itISme!!!! July 3, 2010

Kracken 

The Kracken is a chunky female usually with brown curly hair and hazel eyes. Her large tentacles that protrude out of her vaginal area will tend to scoop up a male and suck him inside of her. She has once had a train of about eight male strangers on her. She has herpies of the mouth and when sitting in an enclosed area with the kracken it tends to have a fish like stench.

Me: "Ugh the Kracken smells of fish today."
You: "Oh you mean Kelley?"
Me: "Yeah the Kracken. The one sucking you into her right now."
You: "Oh God!!"

Kracken by Crawford_H8er December 19, 2010

Kracken 

Tupac reincarnated

Kracken is Tupac reincarnate

Kracken by xxKrackenx April 1, 2021

Kracken 

Someone who gets pissed when you wake them up. May also act like psycho if you wake them up.
Also a mythical creature.

“Don’t wake the kracken.”

Kracken by Kracken4life August 23, 2020

Kracken 

(Verb) Licking the ass crack of a waifu

I gave that chick the Kracken!

Kracken by anonymous April 29, 2024