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returtled 

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.
Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.
returtled by tDizz October 13, 2007
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rekurt • recurt • Refurt • Regurt • regurto • rehurt • Rekirts • Rekruti • Rekurdican • rekut
The unique ability to regurgitate Go-Gurt in a still edible form.
Mike ate the last Go-Gurt without asking, but he was able to regurt enough of it to share.
Regurt by FDNipper November 28, 2016

Resurtext 

The act of receiving a text from someone you haven't spoken to in forever; someone reaching out to you that is so irrelevant in your life now that it's as if they came back from the dead

Like the word resurrect but with text
Dude my ex from 2 years ago just resurtexted me
Resurtext by HausQUEEN August 26, 2014
the act of recruiting players in world of warcraft. although not being a very familiar word to noobs, recurt is definatly a word. to recurt would be to recruit a person to your guild
Liilowhispers: hey im recurting retadins, u down 2 join my guild?

Retadin replys: sure brah, thanks for the recurt.
recurt by liilo January 11, 2009

Returtploid 

A Stupid Reploid with a low IQ and bad programming, much like a stupid drunk idiot
Mr. Genius: "I heard you made a Returtploid."

Mr. Teenage Moron: "Well, I made him drink beer, pass gas, drive drunk and bang ugly fat prostitutes. I also made him cuss like Bender"

Mr. Genius: "You are indeed it's creator."
"That post was so funny, I'm refurting so hard".
Refurt by George_Washington June 12, 2018
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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