rekurt

An Exotic Male dancer who has gay tendencies.

I went to the strip club last night and I saw this HOT rekurt.
Sadly he didn't want my body... that gay fuck...

by xReznox August 30, 2015

returtled

Retarded, but in a sluggish, plodding, reptilian way.

Fireworks are against the law? That's just returtled.

by tDizz October 13, 2007

Regurt

The unique ability to regurgitate Go-Gurt in a still edible form.

Mike ate the last Go-Gurt without asking, but he was able to regurt enough of it to share.

by FDNipper November 28, 2016

Resurtext

The act of receiving a text from someone you haven't spoken to in forever; someone reaching out to you that is so irrelevant in your life now that it's as if they came back from the dead

Like the word resurrect but with text

Dude my ex from 2 years ago just resurtexted me

by HausQUEEN August 26, 2014

recurt

the act of recruiting players in world of warcraft. although not being a very familiar word to noobs, recurt is definatly a word. to recurt would be to recruit a person to your guild

Liilowhispers: hey im recurting retadins, u down 2 join my guild?

Retadin replys: sure brah, thanks for the recurt.

by liilo January 11, 2009

Returtploid

A Stupid Reploid with a low IQ and bad programming, much like a stupid drunk idiot

Mr. Genius: "I heard you made a Returtploid."

Mr. Teenage Moron: "Well, I made him drink beer, pass gas, drive drunk and bang ugly fat prostitutes. I also made him cuss like Bender"

Mr. Genius: "You are indeed it's creator."

by Your Mother's arse March 6, 2010

Refurt

To laugh, laughter.

"That post was so funny, I'm refurting so hard".

by George_Washington June 12, 2018