reitart 

the enhanced model of a retard

1) hi im rosie!

2) uhh... seriously

reitart by jimmy katchedorian February 27, 2004

magic restart 

(v) The action of restarting of any dysfunctional electronic device, process or application in the hope that it consequently results in the inexplicable phenomenon of it operating in previous flawless functionality.

"The Internet is down. Let me magic restart the router."
"I think I need to perform a magic restart on my browser"
"After magic restarting everything worked as normal"

magic restart by Off For A Pint April 17, 2013

Restarted 

A secret substitute for the “r” word. Founded from phones autocorrecting the offensive word when typed in, into “restarted”.

Lexi, why are you acting so restarted?

Restarted by Hannahbaker13 July 2, 2018

winners restart 

Video gamers who continually restart to succeed at a level, battle, or match to avoid a losing record, or to continue ones turn without passing the controller to the next gamer in line.

Dude, what the hell? It's my turn!!!

Whatever dude, that was a winners restart. I'm just about to beat this level.

winners restart by Oso D'lyshus February 26, 2008

retart

Retarded spelling of 'retard'

<KlingonKnight> HAR GHA URA SUK @ HAXORING
<Buttock> And?
<KlingonKnight> SHATAP URA RETART

retart by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003

apple retart 

A word used by someone in the bakery section of a shop to someone they are annoyed with.

Becka: Hey Linsey I like this nut cake even though I'm allergic to nuts do you think I should get it
Linsey: No! Becka you shouldn't get it you apple retart.

apple retart by Kitsune Swordsman June 2, 2017

retarted 

One who has been given additional tarts.

Tartmobile vendor: Here is your extra tart sir. Consider yourself retarted.
Tartmobile customer: Yes thank you I am certainly retarted and happy!

retarted by underdogFromLux September 13, 2008