Retarticle 

Describing something that is rhetorically retarded

Boss: do secretaries do laundry too?
Secretary: some secretaries don't even do their OWN laundry, so dont ask retarticle questions!
Boss: do u mean retarded or rhetorical?
Secretary: combination of both

Retarticle by Chendawg522 January 5, 2008

Retarticle 

An assigned article that makes no sense, uses circular logic, or just plain makes you mad to read.

I cant go to the bar tonight because I have to read this retarticle about market segmentation.

Retarticle by Willyg243 February 7, 2009

Retardacle 

the art of idiotic or not persuasive speaking or writing, especially the use of figures of speech and other compositional techniques.

"That question doesn't even make sense, was it retardacle? "

"I'll open the floor now for the Q&A but please, no retardacle questions."

Retardacle by DJFr33q January 3, 2020

Retardicle 

Anyone who is not Smarticle

Some one Stupid, Ignorant or Annoying you would call them retardicle

Retardicle by Mrs.Jakcson November 6, 2007

retracticles 

word: the occurance of a mans testicles "retracting" or retreating inside himself, mainly as a defensive measure in the event of an impending impact (possibly, and most likely by a woman foot) OR due to a sudden change in temperature

Woman: you douche im totally gona kick you in the testicles!!
Man: go go retracticles!
Woman: drats, foiled again!

retracticles by mister gadget July 26, 2009

retarticals 

molecular particals in your brain that make you do retarded things

"Did you see that guy walk into the teleplone pole ? "
" Yea he must have an overabundance of retarticals in his head today. "

retarticals by jeff raz May 3, 2010

Retardicle Question 

When someone asks a rhetorical question so stupidly obvious that by the time they've finished asking it, they've already answered it.

Nick rang me this morning and asked yet another retardicle question. Needless to say, he felt stupid after that.

Retardicle Question by iDazign January 25, 2018