Reiser 

1. A very common name for a man with an abnormally large penis and muscular physique.

2. A man with many hobbies, such as: Wood carving, Heavy drinking, Speed dating, Water Polo, Swinger Parties, and Ass play/Feltching. He also has a strange fascination with unicorns and other mythical creatures, like the female vagina.

3. Rythmic Gymnastics Gold Medalist in the 2003 Special Olympics.

I nominate Reiser for man of the year.

Reiser by D*Star* February 3, 2010

Reiser 

The character of Carter Burke in the film Aliens. A slimy, shady weasel who attempts to fuck everyone over. Played by the actor Paul Reiser. "Reiser" used to describe anyone who displays characteristics of a shady and slimy nature. Such as the character he played in Aliens.

What an absolute Reiser. Such a fucking Reiser. What a total Reiser. You Reiser. Etc...

Reiser by Tyrone's Power. June 18, 2022

reserved

Contrary to the other definition, reserved is a characteristic of a person whom socializes sparingly.

It is shown not out of inability to converse or work with others, but instead permits them to be self-aware of whom, what, when, where, why and how they talk to people.

A reserved person may speak less in groups because they prefer to listen to what is being said, and who is saying it.

When they have formulated a contribution to a discussion, it's generally well thought out.

Reserved people garner the respect of their peers and do not seek to offend intentionally.

As opposed to an anti-social or asocial person, reserved people DO know how to talk to their peers and delight in interaction, although very brief.

This is not to be conflated with "socially awkward" or "socially retarded", or even "shy"; all of which stem from social anxiety, but hold some form of connection to being reserved.

A vice-chair or CEO of a Fortune 500 company may be reserved, especially when speaking to the media or to international clients.

reserved by bredsheeran81 December 11, 2017

Federal Reserve

Noun.

Financial Terrorists

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.

Federal Reserve by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012

reiner braun

A sexy big tiddied man who deserves the world. He deserves to have so much more hype and love.

I love reiner braun.

reiner braun by anoncatgrl January 19, 2021

standing reservation 

A reservation consistently placed at the same time and day each week, such as that for a favorite restaurant.

He has a standing reservation there and brings in a new girl to treat out each week.

standing reservation by Pap¡ February 13, 2017

tail-raiser 

1. (furry slang) gay bottom furry

Usage notes: May be used to generally mean "gay furry" (as used by Adastra VN), but correctly stands for "the one who raises their tail", as in a bottom. You can...figure out why...

When Amicus was eighteen, he was publicly outed after being covertly recorded kissing another male wolf, and since then, Amicus has been followed by a reputation as a 'tail-raiser.'

tail-raiser by ONG3N March 29, 2022