After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss May 10, 2012
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Federal Reserve is a private bank of the NWO/Bilderberg old fat cats.

The fat cat international bankers,

(1) buy top leaders around the world, then

(2) create private banks called the "Federal Reserve," "Central Bank of Xcountry…,” "Bank of xxcountry"

(3) detach paper currency from the Gold standard;

(4) use the Treasury to print, horde, or release currency, to bubble or bust countries around the world. To gain power and mo resources.

George Soros is their most famous member.
The 2011 Wall Street Rioters are rioting at the wrong place. They should be in front of the Federal Reserve building. Fed is the Head, while Wall Street is only the hands.
by thisisacrazyyear October 02, 2011
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The federal reserve is an evil organization that thrives on death and misery. The ultimate goal of the federal reserve is world domination and population control. All the major wars were started with the help of the federal reserve by using fake actions or blatant inaction. Useful idiots and brainwashed followers have helped the federal reserve look legitimate, but it is really just a gang of super rich criminals that only care about themselves and no-one else. The federal reserve uses the basic belief systems of people to cause fear in the population to drive the people to do things they should not.
The Biggest threat to humanity is not Global Warming, the Biggest threat to 99% of humanity is the Federal Reserve. It's only a matter of time before most of the world population is murdered because of the federal reserve. Every thing I'v seen and read points to this future.
by *Dr Dave August 22, 2009
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What Madoff could have been if he could print his own currency
Person # 1: "Yo man that Madoff scam collapsed in a jiffy didn't it!"

Person # 2: "yeah dude...too bad he couldn't just print his own money like Ben Bernanke can at the Federal Reserve!!!! He would be home free!"
by random_God_24 June 29, 2009
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THe instution that allowed a stock market crash, that was expected to be another recession to turn into a depression. Bywhich should of added more money into the economy to stimulate spending, growth and eventually decrease unemployment. Failing to do this, the money supply in the banks fell short of expections, which caused a run on the banks. Which then further worsened the crisis.
The Federal Reserve controls interest rates to loans given out to banks, in order to control the money supply.
by ericandude July 10, 2008
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A private national bank that churns currency cents to the bill. Not backed by a physical commodity but by your faith you have to the issuing bank.
Man 1: I got a 1000 dollars, and its all mine!

Friend: No it's not, you EARNED that money but you don't own it.

Man 1: Yea, how?

Friend: The price printed from the Federal Reserve on each bill Is the amount you believe its earned.

Man 1: So it's not backed by anything, and it's just printed out?

Friend: Yup

Man 1: so, I can print it too

Friend: Yes.. NOOO!

*Plays Roundabout by Yes*

...To Be Continued
by Shinkdmeister November 05, 2018
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The central bank of the United States of America that was founded by Congress in 1913. It is responsible for supervising all bank and credit organizations in the U.S. (both private and public), enforcing credit law, forming U.S. monetary policy, providing financial services to the U.S. government and foreign banking systems, and most importantly, avoiding inflation and depression by controlling U.S. interest rates.
Alan Greenspan has been the chairman of the Federal Reserve for a long time, changing interest rates on many occasions.
by Nicolai August 12, 2004
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