rehiptionist
"If you go to the front the rehiptionist will ring up your items."
"Damn that rehiptionist has some skinny jeans!"
"Damn that rehiptionist has some skinny jeans!"
rehiptionist by haytak February 24, 2012
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Lonely Receptionist Syndrome
Work-induced ailment caused by understimulation of the intellect and excessive internet access. Symptoms include frantic e-mails nobody cares about; knowledge of your 3rd grade best friend's Facebook status at all time; and carpal tunnel syndrome.
Cures include getting a better job.
Cures include getting a better job.
Today I sent my ex-boyfriend six e-mails within twenty minutes asking why he didn't respond to my previous e-mail, from 10 minutes earlier. Had zero answers after 35 minutes, which is unacceptable. Then I posted 5 Facebook statuses about how I felt. My psychosis is obviously a symptom of Lonely Receptionist Syndrome.
Lonely Receptionist Syndrome by AssistantExtraordinaire February 21, 2011
Receptionista
A young Euro-Trash female hired to greet guests and answer phones, typically characterized by the inability to speak proper english, to keep her breasts in her shirt or her skirt length below her ass, favorite accessories include hooker heels, hair extensions and flashy coloured nail polish.
"Hey, did you check out the new Receptionista?"
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
"Yeah, I wonder if she's earning her salary by banging the boss."
Receptionista by Tony Red September 2, 2009
Dick Receptionist
Dick Receptionist by jaioramos November 15, 2022
receptionist
answer phone, sign for packages, sit and do practically nothing all day..get bitched at by over caffinated people on the other end of the phone
receptionist: im sorry i dont have theitr personal number but i can transfer you.
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*
caffine freak: GAH fine i guess *sigh*
receptionist by mouse_347 August 25, 2007
fit receptionist
fit receptionist by man 32145 June 12, 2009
receptionist
The front line of putting up with annoying people. Answer phones, e-mails, voicemail, letters, sign for packages, write their name, and handle problems that shouldn't be handled by them to save anyone else from talking to that one annoying person on the phone. Will work their butt's off, and still seem like they're not doing much. Have impeccable style, and aren't afraid to tell you how it is. Don't piss off the receptionist, she does talk to the higher up's, and your name will come up.
receptionist by IvyShadow February 10, 2017
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