rehabitis

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An addiction to rehab; could also be an addiction to the iconic song by Amy Winehouse, or an actual rehabilitation facility.

I swear Britney is addicted to rehab and is just using that as an excuse from being a pop star, taking care of her kids, and trying to make a living.
it's called rehabitis.
Really? Rehabitis is soo cool, I want to go to rehab too!

rehabitis by Nicolita February 11, 2008

Words you can keep

Rohanitis

A recognized medical condition where a person makes really bad jokes and puns, mostly as a result of prolonged exposure to a person named Rohan.

His extremely bad puns might be a symptom of Rohanitis

Rohanitis by SableyeGravity June 24, 2016

Related Words

rehabitis • realitist • rehabilidate • Rehabilitate • Rehabilitated • rehabilitation • rehabilization • rehabitation • Rehabituation • Rohanitis

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers)

A rehabilitation center for those addicted to the creamy, milky substance called half & half; a place for those who take shots of Half & Half without coffee, but by itself, for pure pleasure; a place for people who risk their jobs in order to taste Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) is the only Rehabilitation Center that rather than providing alternatives to the item one is addicted to, provides even greater amounts of the item, which in this case is Half & Half.

HHRC(Half & Half Rehabilitation Centers) by McLanahan O'Shetfield February 27, 2008

Rehabilitated

A word Ricky uses to say he has changed from his previous shitty ways but in actuality he is the same

“Hey Ricky lets do some cocaine”
“Nah bro I’m rehabilitated!”

Rehabilitated by Billy Rickman November 5, 2019

vacational rehabilitation

A recovery program for assisting people in returning to work after a relaxing vacation, which has caused them to become so accustomed to an easy/pleasant lifestyle that they have literally forgotten how to perform labor.

Tronald Dump has never done a lick of real work in his life, so I seriously doubt that vacational rehabilitation would work very well for him in learning to be a proper president, since he has never known how to do anything honest/useful to begin with.

vacational rehabilitation by QuacksO August 26, 2018

rehabilization

Rehabilization is the realization that one must go to rehab.

“This morning, I had a rehabilization!”

rehabilization by Keronica Kadwell June 6, 2018

rehabitation

the act of repeopling or resettling.

The rehabitation of the colony is picking up momentum.

rehabitation by uttam maharjan September 13, 2011

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026