rehabitis

An addiction to rehab; could also be an addiction to the iconic song by Amy Winehouse, or an actual rehabilitation facility.

I swear Britney is addicted to rehab and is just using that as an excuse from being a pop star, taking care of her kids, and trying to make a living.
it's called rehabitis.
Really? Rehabitis is soo cool, I want to go to rehab too!

by Nicolita February 11, 2008

rehab

An expensive but life-saving haven where rock-bottom addicts can finally sleep in a bed and eat something other than corn chips. Five percent of these regain their freedom, health, families, homes, jobs, and drivers licence by learning to change. The remaining ninety-five percent of these are just resting-up before their next binge.

Dude, I just got released from jail, evicted from my apartment, fired from my job, had another seizure, and my wife left me. Guess I'll get loaded and go back to rehab.

by Mack C January 26, 2007

Rehab

Lindsey Lohan's second home

I went to rehab and left it a week later
started pot with Lindsey Lohan again

by Isaiah Partida March 08, 2011

Rehab

Rehab is a arabic name which means a garden in heaven. No, it doesn't just mean a place for drugs.

Rehab didn't flush the toilet.

by yoonhab August 26, 2019

rehab

A place where people who are addicted to drugs go to get better and to stop their addiction, which could kill them unless they stop.

Because he hated being addicted to drugs, Steve went to rehab. Now he is all better.

by Anonymous July 12, 2003

rehab

where Lindsay Lohan lives

i went to rehab today to bake Lindsay a cake.

by lindsys manager August 26, 2012

Rehab

Rehab is a Arabic girl name ,girls with this name are hot af and they have the most gorgeous eyes ever ,also the are such a sweethearts and kind to everyone .

Dude do u see Rehab
Yeah man she is fire fire

by Spoilme December 10, 2019