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1) The things you have done in the past that you wish you had done differently.
2) The chances you wish you had taken.
3) The things you have done in the past that you wish you hadn't done.

Something to consider when in a situation you think you might regret in the future:
If you do it you’ll regret it,
If you don’t do it you’ll regret it, Either way your going to regret it,
So you might as well just do it
1) Why did i have to get THAT drunk??
2) I should have said yes when he asked me back to his room.
3) Why did i get involved with him?!

I've used examples which relate to my life and which i've had regrets about. Regrets aren't always about relationships though.
regrets by Starz-In-Her-Eyez October 19, 2007
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regrets only

Respond only if you are unable to attend the event
Regrets only to Suzy Q. 619-619-6199
regrets only by CassCool March 11, 2009

No regrets 

The good feeling you get that follows you doing something really good or doing something you probably shouldn't have.

*Side effects of the second senario may result in some or many regrets at a later date.
1. I'm proud of what I did today. I tried my best, no regrets.

2. (After doing something crazy) That was awesome. I can't believe I did that, no regrets!
No regrets by GhostWriter429 August 11, 2016

After Fap Regrets 

The feeling of regret after one has masturbated to a girl or guy, he/she was either not attracted to, or felt annoyed by, prior to masturbation.
Dude.. the other night i was flirting with Kim.. after Masturbating i had some After Fap Regrets and didn't talk to her anymore.. Made things awkward 1st block.

Also commonly used as After Fap: Dude i found out she was fat after i masturbated.. Major After Fap
After Fap Regrets by Bro_ca_Cola March 17, 2011

instantly regrets it

it’s basically in most of dharr mans titles, for short it’s like karma
some random thief: hahahaha I’ll steal your money
random man: noooo please you’ll instantly regret it
thief: *instantly regrets it*
instantly regrets it by imFal June 9, 2021

Love regrets. 

Could mean two things.. When you regret not taking an opportunity to date someone you really love, and you regret not doing it.

Or.. Dating someone you wish you never did, you regret dating that person.

Love regret.
Example; I regret dating her now, she made me so unhappy.

Example; I regret not dating her now, she would of made me so happy..

Love regrets.
Love regrets. by Mr Psychotic July 6, 2010

Food regrets 

When you have second thoughts or, regrets, about food you decide to have or order.
Person a: I'll have a Cesar salad
Person b: I'll have a double bacon cheese burger with fries and a milkshake.
Person a: that sounds great dude
Person b: yeah. Your about to have major food regrets.
Food regrets by It's Phil April 22, 2017
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