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Mutual-Rebound-Sex 

The phenomenon in which two acquaintances/friends, both recently single after the dissolution of a long term relationship, become engaged in a purely sexual relationship. This must occur very shortly after the dissolution of said long term relationship.

This phenomenon is quintessentially mutual and void of strategic action and time ordering of events beyond the fact that both of your past relationships ended around the same time. Put bluntly, you both become single and then bam, one night you just start to hook up.
Person 1: It was really strange. Last night I thought I heard Adam leaving Jen's room.

Person 2: Ya that's kinda weird. They both just broke up with their ex's a couple weeks ago

Person 1: I think we're witnessing the MRS phenomenon

Person 2: Huh?

Person 1: Mutual-rebound-sex
Mutual-Rebound-Sex by Elwood Lane January 26, 2013

rebound guy 

A guy who thinks he's gotten lucky since an attractive girl with a low self esteem decides to be with him. In reality, the girl is only dating him because she's trying get over another guy (A.K.A. she's "on the rebound"). The opposite/converse of this would be a rebound chick.
Cynical Friend 1: What the hell does she see in him? She's way out of his league.
Cynical Friend 2: Oh, it's nothing serious. She's just trying to get over her last breakup. To her, he's just a disposable rebound guy.

8 cent refund 

When you get ripped off at a store and then you go back and damage or rob the property.
Tim: " Bro, Taco Bell forgot to put my nachos in the bag!"
Johnny: "F#@& that, you need to go get an 8 cent refund. Here take my gun."
8 cent refund by Junotwenty2 October 2, 2020
second best, just some person you use to get over the person you just broke up with. they'll never be enough but they can be an okay distraction.
she doesn't matter, she's just a rebound
rebound by mimijolea November 11, 2013

rebound slut 

A kid who can only score goals in Fifa off of rebounds.
rebound slut by bigN250 October 29, 2011

Russian refund 

Paying more money trading in something to get something else instead of getting your money back for the thing you have.
When Wargaming wanted to rebalance old tanks, they decided to give us a russian refund instead of giving us our money back.