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Reesedawg 

Verb. The act of having anal sex with no lube to the point a butt fire starts.
My homeowners insurance said they would not cover the fire damage because it was started by my wife and I Reesedawging.
Reesedawg by Redrum_____ May 28, 2018

White Chocolate Reeses 

These are much more frequently seen than Reeses'. A White Chocolate Reeses is a person who is White on the outside, and brown on the inside (usually Hispanic just like true Reeses).
Not to be confused with a Weaner. While a Weaner is a wannabe beaner (like a wigger is with blacks) and tries to act Hispanic (Mexican) by trying to speak crappy Spanish and wearing Raiders jerseys, a White Chocolate Reeses is actually a white guy who lives the hispanic lifestyle and speaks the language well.
David, while you may think you are a White Chocolate Reeses, you are actually a weaner, sorry

Reeseball 

Reeseball is a drinking game with rules similar to drunkball and beer pong or beirut.

The game requires cans of beer and one ping-pong ball.

At the outset, the cans sit at opposite ends of a table, unopened. A player will then throw the ball towards opposing player's unopened can. If the ball hits the can, the thrower may open his can of beer and produceed to drink it as fast as he can. The opposing player must retrieve the ball wherever it goes (under the fridge, behind the TV, into a potted plant, etc.) After retrieving the ball, he must place the ball back onto the table and exclaim "Reeseball!" this is the cue for the thrower/drinker to stop drinking. At this point, the player who retrieved the ball gets to shoot. If the player misses, there is no drinking.

The object of the game is to finish one's beer first. This is most successfully achiveved by hitting the can more times, or getting the ball to richochet wildly so that the opposing player takes longer to retrieve the ball. As with all drinking games, specific rules and regulations are observed by different households, but this is the generic rule of the game.

It may be played head-to-head or by an equal amount of players on two teams.
I'm really good at drinking games, especially beer pong, flipcups and Reeseball.
Reeseball by Shy Meteorite October 30, 2007

reese's law 

"As a twitter hashtag grows larger, the probability of a comparison to terrorists or ISIS approaches one." There is a tradition in many groups that, once this occurs, that argument is over, and whoever mentioned terrorists has automatically lost whatever argument was in progress. Reese's law thus practically guarantees of an upper bound on a hashtags lifespan and overall size.
Reese's law: The #GamerGate cabal are the technology world’s ISIS.
reese's law by brofessor_oak October 10, 2014

Reese's feces 

The bottom 2% of your peanut butter cup that invariably sticks to the inside wrapper.
I had to lick the Reese's feces off my wrapper to be fully satisfied.

Autumn Reeser

A California-born actress (Born 09.21.1980) best known for her role as Taylor Townsend on the Fox TV Series 'The OC.'

Extremely talented, beautiful, sexy (and a great tease!), funny, and marriage-material.
Person #1: Practice makes perfect, which is how I know Autumn Reeser practiced "beauty."
Autumn Reeser by OTHandOCaddict February 3, 2009