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Redinky-donkey

When something is beyond ridiculous, and ridonkulous will still not do it justice, it can be described as ridinky-donkey
"oh sheesh! That guy's nose is ridinky-donkey"

"Did Jo get back to you with those figures?"
"No, this is getting redinky-donkey - we need answers"?
Redinky-donkey by StupidPeanut April 20, 2010
adj. used to describe something insane, unimaginable, crazy, inhuman, or cruel
"Wow, that Chemistry midterm was redunk. I got pwned"
"Dude, did you see that girl. Man, she was redunk!"
redunk by Giuseppe and Louis January 11, 2006

Redbank Sugarlick 

When you are so desperate for a blowjob you let your male cousin do it then give him one in return to keep him from telling anyone.
Sarah had dumped P.D. so he had become desperate for his usual Saturday night blow. So when his cousin Mike came over for some XBox playing he begged him for a Redbank Sugarlick. Mike had not had it in awhile from Sarah either so he agreed. Now P.D. can't get Mike to stop coming by the house.

Redbank Breathilizer 

If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.
I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.

Redbank Triple Play 

A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.
Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.

Redbank Rimjob 

Licking the anus of a person whose hemorrhoids are bleeding.
Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.
Redbank Rimjob by hiemlich schlonge February 25, 2010
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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