When you are so desperate for a blowjob you let your male cousin do it then give him one in return to keep him from telling anyone.
Sarah had dumped P.D. so he had become desperate for his usual Saturday night blow. So when his cousin Mike came over for some XBox playing he begged him for a Redbank Sugarlick. Mike had not had it in awhile from Sarah either so he agreed. Now P.D. can't get Mike to stop coming by the house.
If you are giving your best friend or relative a blow job then you are to drunk to drive.
I told mom that the Redbank Breathilizer proved that she was to drunk to drive home. And now we have no money to pay for mom's funeral after paying for cousin Benny's penis re-attachment surgery.
A sexual act that involves having anal sex followed by vagina sex followed by oral sex. The penis can not be cleaned between hole insertions. This act allows the woman to taste herself and her man. And the man has the pleasure of all three holes of his partner.
Samantha and John really enjoyed watching the braves turn a triple-play during their weekend trip to atlanta. This motivated them to try the Redbank Triple Play when they got back to their RV.
Robbie had read about how much sexual stimulation that a woman can receive from having her anus licked and could not wait to try it on his 8 month pregnant wife Susan. When he got home from setting up the double-wide out in Swansea he found his wife bent over the bathtub giving little Susie a bath so he dropped to his knees and began to lick her where the sun don't shine. But her hemorrhoids were hanging out and bleeding from driving the big rig all day so it ended up being a Redbank Rimjob.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!