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Red Tube
Guy 1: Have you seen the new show on YouTube Red?
Guy 2: Can’t, I don’t have any money
Guy 1: Oh, just get Red Tube then, it’s free
Guy 2: Can’t, I don’t have any money
Guy 1: Oh, just get Red Tube then, it’s free
Red Tube by Your Uncle Marvin November 25, 2019
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red tube sock
When engaged in anal sex, you pull out very quickly causing her rectum to invert, creating the "red tube sock."
red tube sock by Barkley Jones December 5, 2013
red lid tube
A sterile, plastic tube with a red lid similar in nature to those marketed by Falcon but from a (much) cheaper manufacturer.
PhD student 1: We're out of red lid tubes.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.
Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.
PhD student 2: Oh you balloon! You didn't order any.
Technician: Shall I order some red lid tubes?
PhD student: Yes. Bail on.
red lid tube by UrbanBiochemist October 31, 2011
redtube
The youtube of porn, sex and XXX rated content. Not safe for work and you should be over 18 to visit.
redtube by Dave Carben May 23, 2007
RedTube
Known by every decent man who has some dignity and respect towards his own cock. Often seen as a sense of escape and is a forbidden topic around females.
man 1: what's been happening?
man 2 nods in recognition that he's been on redtube, says nothing.
man 1 nods then salutes .... nothing is said or asked after, just respect for the tube.
man 2 nods in recognition that he's been on redtube, says nothing.
man 1 nods then salutes .... nothing is said or asked after, just respect for the tube.
RedTube by Sweaty Noel 69 June 22, 2008
redtube
HOLY SHIT! Best site for looking up porn if you're horny. It's just kinda...there. No bullshit to put up with.
redtube by JamesF1987 October 31, 2007
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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