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HOLY SHIT! Best site for looking up porn if you're horny. It's just kinda...there. No bullshit to put up with.
YouTube for porn.
by JamesF1987 October 13, 2007

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When you buy one, take a good fucking look at it because you will NEVER (and I fucking mean EVER) see it like that again. 300,000,000 (three hundred million) have been sold worldwide since 1980 (100,000,000 from '80-'82), making it the best selling individual toy ever. David Singmaster and Alexander Frey developed a way to solve the puzzle in 25 moves (using computers). It is probably the only puzzle-toy that people have written books about (including the one written by a 12 year old boy that sold 1.5 million copies). Frank Morris holds the record for the fast solving: 15 seconds flat!
The Rubik's cube has been said to have billions of numbers of combinations. But it has also been said to have 43,252,003,274,489,856,000 combinations (I didn't make that up!). How does anyone comprehend that number?!?!

The Rubik's cube is why my sister committed suicide.
by JamesF1987 October 15, 2007

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One of the best (if not THE best) porn production companies in the business. The girls are hot as fuck and willing to do pretty much anything.
Some of your favorite porn stars work, or have worked, for Naughty America
by JamesF1987 October 16, 2007

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The only Native American tribe to never be overtaken by the white government because they're the only tribe to have never signed a peace treaty with the U.S. (They call themselves the "Unconquered People.") Seminoles are a combination of other tribes from other Southeaster states, and also include escaped slaves. While 90% of all Seminoles were moved to Oklahoma, the other 10% stayed in or around the Everglades. In a series of wars, the 300 or so Seminoles defeated about 1,500 American troops. Their combination of fleeing for cover into the Everglades, along with the fact that many of them were runaway slaves, led U.S. troops to roughly translate Seminole to "runaway" in English.
Seminoles are the mascot for Florida State University (FSU).
by JamesF1987 October 14, 2007

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A running back who, when all is said and done, will hold every significant running back record in the NFL (barring injury). Called LT for short (not to be confused with Lawrence Taylor).
By retirement, LT will be in the same light, possibly overshadowing: Walter Payton, Barry Sanders, Gale Sayers, Jim Brown, & O.J. Simpson (the good OJ; not the wife-killing OJ).

LaDainian Tomlinson is the best running back in the game right now by far.
by JamesF1987 October 15, 2007

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In a basic sense, SPOKEN WORD is a rhythmic poetry. It is performed enthusiastically (be it vibrant or emotional), rather than just read plainly. Like other art forms, it is a form of self-expression, and can be used as therapy for the artist and the listener.
Spoken Word is Kevin's form of self-expression.
by JamesF1987 October 15, 2007

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A good actor no one very few people paid any attention to until Pirates Of The Caribbean. Then every one hopped on his dick.
Trick ass ho: OMFG Johnny Depp is soooooo hot!!!11!!!!1

Me: Name a film he was in other than Pirates....

Trick ass ho: ....OMFG Edward Scissorhand!!!1!!1!11!

Me: EVERYONE uses that movie. He's the 4th best actor: Christopher Walken, Al Pacino, Denzel Washington, Johnny Depp, Edward Norton, Jim Carey
by JamesF1987 October 15, 2007

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