red blumpkin 

female on her moontime (period) getting a blumpkin

I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!

red blumpkin by zallirog July 22, 2015

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

red dragon blumpkin by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Blumpkin Red Tide 

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea

just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face

Blumpkin Red Tide by another new guy December 10, 2008

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

red dragon blumpkin by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

I'm going to give you a red dragon blumpkin

red dragon blumpkin by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage 

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.

Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage by Chillosophy October 4, 2017

reblumpkin 

reblumpkin is the act of discriminating against anyone who isnt a registered republican

Does anybody know what it feels like to be educated in a state of mind where nobody actually cares about which political party anybody register themselves with- reblumpkin!

reblumpkin by nobodycaresaboutdirtypoptarts March 28, 2019