I gave her a red blumpkin and I looked like ronald mcdonald afterwards! As if that werent bad enough, now I cant get the stank outta my beard !!
by zallirog July 22, 2015
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by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
by another new guy December 10, 2008
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by Chillosophy October 4, 2017
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by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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by Joel ( Cincinnati) bell September 19, 2021
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