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red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

Blumpkin Red Tide 

Similar to the Blumpkin El Nino, however instead of toilet water that splashes on her chin it's diarrhea
just as i was getting a blumpkin last night that double cheesburger i had went right through me and caused a Blumpkin Red Tide on her face
Blumpkin Red Tide by another new guy December 10, 2008

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

red dragon blumpkin 

A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time

Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage 

Doing a sitting 69 with a girl on her period while you're taking a dump.
Last night to celebrate our anniversary, my girlfriend and I did a Blumpkin: Red Beard of Courage in her parents bathroom.

reblumpkin 

reblumpkin is the act of discriminating against anyone who isnt a registered republican
Does anybody know what it feels like to be educated in a state of mind where nobody actually cares about which political party anybody register themselves with- reblumpkin!