rectup

What you are when you don't know what your rectum is.

I drank 2 bottles of tequila. I'm so rectum I couldn't find my rectup with both hands.

by iNToIT June 11, 2006

rectup

What you are when you don't know what your rectum is.

I drank 2 bottles of tequila. I'm so rectum I couldn't find my rectup with both hands.

by iNToIT July 30, 2008

rectumobile

An expensive sports car or similarly overpriced automobile that is driven by an asshole in an attempt to impress others.

"I don't know why Mr. Peabody feels the need to drive that horrible new rectumobile. He must be going through a mid-life crisis."

"Gertrude is driving one of those annoying rectumobiles now. Doesn't she realize that everyone thinks she's nothing more than a pathetic old maid with money?"

"There are so many rectumobiles on the road. It just goes to show how many assholes there are in the world."

by www.babysue.com December 29, 2006

Rectum reboot

To have a second helping of anal sex.

That was so hot we went for a rectum reboot!

by I, Wreckerrr November 9, 2016

rectumcilliation

When you ask your cornhole for forgiveness after consuming copious amounts of Taco Bell/ hershey squirt inducing food.

Bless me Father for i have sinned, it has been 6 months since my last rectumcilliation...

by pelhampkwy93 April 5, 2013

Rent-a-rectum

Anal prostitution

If you want that kind of action, just go to the car lot and see the Rent-a-rectum operation going on there!

by I, Wreckerrr November 2, 2016

rectophiliac

A person with an unusual affinity for another person's anus. Usually a male although it has rarely been reported among females. Idiomatically, it has become essentially a synonym for homosexual although it can be accurately applied to sodomizing heterosexuals.

Liberace was a musical rectophiliac.

by ken69 November 6, 2009