recard 

Noun: A holiday card sent from a corporation, sample order card or card sent from another person resigned by the original recipient and sent to another person. Very cheap but earth friendly!
Verb: To resend a previously recieved card additionally signed by the original recipient.

This years recards were sample cards from a holiday card and gift wrap catalog!

recard by Atakith January 7, 2008

Recard 

Retard

Yoo u finna stop actin' like a recard rn...

Recard by Percy Bruer September 26, 2023

Bald Retard

The best insult to use against the lead developer of an ARPG if you want to absolutely obliterate your streaming career instantly.

I called C Dubs a bald retard and they perma banned me even though I've spent $4k on the game.

Bald Retard by AlteredBeastXD August 26, 2022

Play a record 

Said to shut someone up after they've said something really stupid.

Originated from The Ricky Gervais Show with Karl Pilkington and Steve Merchant. After Karl has said something ridiculous they'll play a song to shut him up.

Ex 1:
Karl: There is a spa in Ohio run by monkeys and they're worried that people will take it away from them.

Ricky: Play a record! There is something wrong with you. You are educationally subnormal.

Ex 2:
Person 1: Did you hear Megan gave birth to dog?
Person 2: How can she do that? Megan is a human.
Person 1: I don't know but I saw it on the news.
Person 2: Play a record. You are an idiot

Play a record by bustedup June 12, 2012

Retard Unit 

Imperial units, the unit system many Americans still rely on, even though its retarded.

Inch, foot, mile, ounce, pint, gallon, pound, and imperial ton are retard units.

Retard Unit by vektorweg June 5, 2017

Battlecat (record producer) 

Battlecat (record producer) or battlecat for short ,
Kevin Gilliam (born April 20, 1968), better known by his stage name Battlecat, is an American hip hop record producer & DJ from South Los Angeles, California.

He is well known for producing artists such as Snoop Dogg, 2pac , The Game, Xzibit & Tha Eastsidaz along with a number of other West Coast rappers. His aesthetic is a progression from the early-'90s G-Funk sound pioneered by Above the Law and Dr. Dre, characterized by fat synth bass lines and soulful keys. He is also the concert DJ for Snoop Dogg. As a youth he was a member of the Neighborhood Rollin 60s crip, because of this he has also produced instrumentals for the 1993 album "Bangin' on wax" by rap collaboration Bloods & Crips which went Gold.

He has countless articles of his work and profession

And is considered A LIVING WESTCOAST LEGEND.

If you like west coast rap music chances are Battlecat (record producer) , DJ quik, Daz Dillinger, Dr Dre may have worked

On the production / beats.

Battlecat (record producer) by Blu_leef April 27, 2023

Retard Units 

Retard Units is an unofficial synonym for "imperial measurements". As the rest of the world use metrics, the internet culture started mocking the medieval traditions of the Americans, and how little sense the usage of imperials pose compared to metrics.

Space begins 100 kilometers from the earth, that's 62,14 miles in Retard Units.

Retard Units by Alseimik March 5, 2018