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post-masturbation realisation 

That moment when right after you're done wanking and the load is blown you realise how the person you were thinking off when you were wanking doesn't attract you at all and is much less appealing than what you'd expected.
Alex was jerking off to one of his friends. After he came, he reached the post-masturbation realisation state as he didn't find that person appealing at all.
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came to the realization 

A pretentious and pseudo-intelligent way of saying "realized."
I've came to the realization that I could save a lot of time by just saying "realized" instead.
came to the realization by KCKY January 9, 2011

retaliationship 

A relationship struck up for the sole purpose of making the ex of one or both parties jealous. Usually short lived and ending badly for both.
Friend 1: Why the hell is Justin hooking up with Katie, I thought he was with Amy?

Friend 2: Yeah well he was until she dumped him for her ex. Now he's just in a retaliationship.
retaliationship by Erricred March 24, 2009

reanimation 

1) The recreation of something
2) Something that is in the prosses of being animated again
3) The name of the remix album the band Linkin Park did
You see the reanimation of King Kong?

King Kong is being reanimated.

Reanimation, that cd from Linkin Park is pretty sweet!
reanimation by Arshen January 7, 2006

Replication 

The action of proving ones' innocence by copying or reproducing the flatulent sound that came from an object to elude public embarrassment.
<A person sits on a couch & it makes a fart noise. Witnesses within the vicinity look upon in disgust>
"It was the couch! See?"
<Person gets up & sits back down in attempt replicate the sound to prove their innocence>
"Replication."
Replication by tfsimpkins August 23, 2011

Retaliation Penetration 

Another word for "Hate Fucking" a person. When you dislike someone so much or are mad at them you bang them as hard as you can; taking out all your anger and frustration on them then kick them out of bed and make them go home once your done having your way with them.
Andrea is such a dirty skank, she went behind my back and tried screwing my best friend Jake. So tonight I plan on getting a little "Retaliation Penetration" done on her ass then breaking up with her!

realationship 

the state of being in a RELATIONSHIP that one would consider REAL.
Jerry: Yo aren't you guys friends with benefits?
Nick: No way bro, we're in a realationship.
Jerry: Wow Nick, thats a full on commitment.
realationship by theoneandonly21 October 26, 2010