Real Fuck 

A basic way of calling someone a Dickhead

Uber driver
- I invite you polite to exit my vechicle, your ride is canceled. Feel free to call yourself another ride.
Passenger
-Bruh... You're a REAL FUCK .. You know that ?!?

Real Fuck by Ghost9 April 18, 2020

Muffin fuck (the real deal) 

When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.

Bitch, I'm gonna Muffin fuck (the real deal) yo ass.

Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009

real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga 

big birken bag hold 5-6 figures

real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga big birken bag hold 5-6 figures stripes on my ass so he call this pussy tigger

real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga by cooliepooey August 8, 2022

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice. 

Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.

Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.

Nice. Real Fuckin Nice. by drdouglasp July 20, 2005

Real Fuckin Clever 

The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.

*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.

Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.

Real Fuckin Clever by remi.b. August 6, 2010

real fucking talk (rft)

A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).

Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)

real fucking talk (rft) by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010

real fuckin' neato

A passive-aggressive remark used when someone suggests a really stupid idea that will not fix the problem at hand.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.

Person 1: If they find out about this we're screwed.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.

real fuckin' neato by kridjiti July 29, 2016