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Muffin fuck (the real deal)
When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga big birken bag hold 5-6 figures stripes on my ass so he call this pussy tigger
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga by cooliepooey August 8, 2022
Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.
Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Nice. Real Fuckin Nice. by drdouglasp July 20, 2005
Real Fuckin Clever
The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.
*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.
Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.
Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
Real Fuckin Clever by remi.b. August 6, 2010
real fucking talk (rft)
A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).
Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)
real fucking talk (rft) by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010
real fuckin' neato
A passive-aggressive remark used when someone suggests a really stupid idea that will not fix the problem at hand.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.
Person 1: If they find out about this we're screwed.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.
real fuckin' neato by kridjiti July 29, 2016
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Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
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Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics
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Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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