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Muffin fuck (the real deal)
When someone puts a muffin into the orifice of another person then proceeds to fuck it. This is mostly a guy on girl type situation, however I suppose we won't discriminate.
Muffin fuck (the real deal) by B-rownie March 15, 2009
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga big birken bag hold 5-6 figures stripes on my ass so he call this pussy tigger
real ass bitch give a fuck bout a nigga by cooliepooey August 8, 2022
Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Said sarcastically after a situation you don't like but feel the need to say something to alleviate frustration.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.
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Without the sarcasm it can also be used to show approval or as a compliment.
Mike: Dude, your girlfriend totally ditched us at the bar.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
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Stripper: hey cutie, I want to give you a lap dance and rock your world!
Me: Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Jealous Mike: What? Where's my lap dance?? Nice. Real Fuckin Nice.
Nice. Real Fuckin Nice. by drdouglasp July 20, 2005
Real Fuckin Clever
The term applicable to all manner of cleverness, in which the speaker of a clever comment or doer of a clever action, has accomplished a great feat. More than a "smart ass", someone who has attained "Real Fuckin Clever" status has transcended intellectual and cultural bounds, proving to everyone around them that they are, in fact, quite clever. Abbrev. RFC.
*viewing a photograph of a dinosaur*
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.
Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
Person 1: Look, a Trannysaurus Rex.
Person 2: That was Real Fuckin Clever.
Real Fuckin Clever by remi.b. August 6, 2010
real fucking talk (rft)
A term which addresses out irritating motherfuckers by taking the definition of "real talk" and placing emphasis on the term to create a more destructive ending phrase that bores into the mind of even the most hard-headed dumbass person (if used right).
Nigga: "Boy if u come back in my hood on dat everyday bullshit imma bust yo ass wit dis choppa real fucking talk (rft)" (It's not a threat, it's a promise)
real fucking talk (rft) by ogdajuiceman November 7, 2010
real fuckin' neato
A passive-aggressive remark used when someone suggests a really stupid idea that will not fix the problem at hand.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.
Can also be accompanied by rolling the eyes.
Person 1: If they find out about this we're screwed.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.
Person 2: Why don't we just lock them out?
Person 1: Real fuckin' neato, the door doesn't lock.
real fuckin' neato by kridjiti July 29, 2016
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Slop Grenade
When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
floxi
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"