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rendered 

A word used to describe someone very, very drunk.

See also wasted, hammered, sloshed, pissed, tanked, ad infinitum.
"Woah, that guy is seriously rendered!"
rendered by El Duque June 18, 2004
When someone is so extremely high they often do stupid things and cannot talk straight.
"Dude, I am so radered."
Radered by Jskakxksksxm December 13, 2013

services rendered 

The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".
services rendered by Mecha-Weasel January 29, 2015

readredbook 

Keeping book of present and altered past
The readredbook revealed some ounexpected skeletons in the closet.
readredbook by Hercolena Oliver December 30, 2008

Your Argument has been rendered Invalid

It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)
Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

rendered 

The act of pulling out at the last minute and covering your partner with your 'love custard'.
I got rendered by Robbers last night. At the last minute he pulled out and spaffed all over my arse!
rendered by gazbaz100 June 1, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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