readered

when your friend, best friend or close mate starts going out with your ex-girlfriend

person1: yeah hes going out with my ex

person2: oh shit you've just been readered

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rendered

A word used to describe someone very, very drunk.

See also wasted, hammered, sloshed, pissed, tanked, ad infinitum.

rendered by El Duque June 18, 2004

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When someone is so extremely high they often do stupid things and cannot talk straight.

"Dude, I am so radered."

Radered by Jskakxksksxm December 13, 2013

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The payment that John made to Mary, was for "services rendered".

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Keeping book of present and altered past

The readredbook revealed some ounexpected skeletons in the closet.

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It is used when somebody says it can do something really improbable and weird to show that you have proved it. (See WTF)

Cat belt, you say? Your argument has been rendered invalid.

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The act of pulling out at the last minute and covering your partner with your 'love custard'.

I got rendered by Robbers last night. At the last minute he pulled out and spaffed all over my arse!

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