... Read it
... Read it by The cool Yandere called Ayano January 3, 2017
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Read it and weep
From a poker playing expression, “read ‘em and weep” used when you finally reveal your winning hand to the other players, especially when they think you have nothing and are bluffing.
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Basically the same as “In your face!”
Read it and weep by Like_Mezcal May 16, 2018
Read It On Reddit
The longest-running Reddit based podcast. (But not the official one) Run by two Australians.
They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.
They have 209 episodes as of the first of October, 2020.
Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.
Person 2: A podcast.
Person 1: Witch podcast?
Person 2: Read It On Reddit.
Read It On Reddit by Listen to Read It On Reddit October 1, 2020
read it and weep
You can use this phrase when you want to give someone bad news, especially if that news is in written form.
read it and weep by calmecac August 10, 2009
read it and weep
It is when you send a myspace message to someone and when you go to the sent folder it will say that the person has " read" your message and did not reply back.
read it and weep by Camille sdt November 17, 2007
Read it to you
Read it to you by THE GOOD WORD January 7, 2017
read it in english
What your Calculus teacher says before an evaluation, typically to indicate difficult wording of a word problem or just to tell their students not to be dumb in a subtle way. Usually said with a disappointed-i'm-praying-for-you look. Also commonly paired with "read it in full" or "read it twice".
Calc teacher: Related rates is not hard, just read the problem in full and read it in english
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
Student: *Crying*
Calc teacher: Not my problem if you didn't do the homework
read it in english by concept not format November 30, 2019
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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