reachitis

when playing a game of spades, someone reaches for a card when it's not their turn...

nigga got reachitis on da brain

reachitis by dawn of the deb January 26, 2007

cranial rectitis 

1. n. A condition noted by behaving in such a puerile, obnoxious, and moronic manner as to have one's head up his or her ass. Note that things are dark and smelly for someone with this condition.
2. When someone is severely afflicted to the point that his or her shoulders are two-blocked against the buttocks, this is known as "perpendicular cranial rectitis."

Why do all those Hollywood idiots have such cranial rectitis?
Boy, Harry Reid debates with all the intellectual acumen of SpongeBob SquarePants. How did he contract perpendicular cranial rectitis?

cranial rectitis by Dan1271 November 8, 2007

reactivist 

A person who immediately supports either physically, vocally, or interactively a cause or movement on the merit of how they feel about an issue or incident before all the facts surrounding the galvanizing issue or incident are completely known.

He was enraged at the apparent lack of concern for the feelings of those offended and immediately joined other reactivists on social media posting to get the offending party censured.

reactivist by Gramaticus January 15, 2016

Ocular rectitis 

When the nerves between your anus and eyes switch and you have a shitty outlook on life.

*after listening to someone bitch/be negative/ have a shitty outlook on life* "Wow, looks like you're suffering from ocular rectitis."

Ocular rectitis by From my awesome grandfather <3 September 1, 2010

occulo rectitis 

Occulo rectitis occurs when you have your head so far up your ass,you have a shitty outlook on life.

I used to work with that bastard, he has severe occulo rectitis.

occulo rectitis by JB McDuffie June 6, 2007

racitism 

something stupid asses on facebook say when they dont know how to spell racism...

"everyone knows its spelled racitism"

racitism by starryeyedluv3 September 25, 2007

ocular rectitis 

this is the medical term for not being able to see your ass doing a particular daily activity. eg. school, work.

Phone conversation with boss
Boss: Hello
Me: Hi, this is(your name here)I can't make it into work today. I have ocular rectitis.
Boss: That sounds serious
Me: Ya, I can't see my ass coming to work today....

ocular rectitis by Kaelli May 10, 2010