razor shit
A sharp pain that occurs while shitting- caused by a dry turd that scrapes your anal walls, and stretches your grippers!
razor shit by ozzoloc November 30, 2003
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Blood on my razor - shit on my dick
Prison slang for an inmate giving another weaker inmate a choice between getting his throat cut or submitting to anal sex.
After I told that blonde headed boy in the laundry to make a choice Blood on my razor - shit on my dick, he made it good to me.
Blood on my razor - shit on my dick by Charming Manipulator December 28, 2016
razor blade shit
when you take a long dump, but it has jagged material in it so as it makes it's way through your rectum it really does a number slicing up the walls of your anus.
razor blade shit by billy bats June 11, 2006
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades
A term used to describe how badly someone is shaking either from the DTs or nerves or while attempting to do something small and detailed like threading the eye of a needle.
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Described thus in reference to when a dog takes a dump, it often shakes its hind-end or whole body during the task. If it were razor blades being defacated, then the shaking would likely be infinitely more pronounced!
Scott: *trying to put a nut on a bolt wedged way up inside the frame of his car* "I can't...quite...get the mother...shit, I just had it...FUCK...I can't get it, my arm is going numb!!!"
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
Max: *watching Scott fumble and shake as his arm becomes spaghetti from the tedious task* "Dude, your shaking like a dog shitting razor blades."
shaking like a dog shitting razor blades by psiscott April 27, 2006
Shitting Razor Blades
The Extreme burn of your poop comming out of yer asshole after eating some Extremely spicy food such as Hot Peppers or other mexican food
Shitting Razor Blades by Hwanathan November 18, 2006
mad dog shitting razor blades
When you are having a conversation with someone that continuously charges the topic to avoid the conversation.
Person 1: So please provide some evidence that can only work on a Flat Earth and wouldn't work on Globe Earth.
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
Person 2: ...You don't know what Dark Matter is!
Person 1: Talking to you is like a mad dog shitting razor blades! I'm out
mad dog shitting razor blades by WozInOz May 10, 2024
razorshite
A term used to describe the band razorlight, usually by someone who dislikes them and thinks they are shite. The term shite suggests the band are not very good.
razorshite by kake December 23, 2004
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