rattlejack

Rattlejack: is the ultimate act of doing someone wrong that is close to you, extreme form of being "jacked". When you go out of your way to set up a friend to fail or rat them out to a significant other or acquaintance.

Some examples include texting a friends girlfriend asking her what she is wearing to a wedding that her boyfriend did not tell her about and did not intend on bringing her to or having a bad night out with another couple and before you even end the evening the other couple is getting texts about what a bad time was had by all. The final version of Rattlejacking is self inflicted. An example of self inflicted Rattlejacking would be waking up the morning after a heavy night of drinking to find your new SUV mangled and not remembering how or when it happened but you know you were driving.

"Dude, you really rattlejacked him, why did you order all of those shots on his tab?"

by Jake Bean April 2, 2008

rattlesnack

A treatment for a snake bite, where the victim is sucked off ( see "blow-job") and the semen is dileverd orally to the bite wound and then covered with a cold damp cloth until help arrives.

I got bit yesterday, luckily kelsies mom was there to give me a rattlesnack!

by Batemaster69 June 24, 2015

Rattleback

The effect produced when a car bumps its sound system loud enough to shake the whole car, and rattle the trunk. Most common in shitty Hondas and Toyotas, driven by douchebags that try to be gangsta or cool.

1. "Man will you look at that tool, driving around with his rattleback going"

2. "Dude check out this sick sound system I got! it totally gives me rattleback"

by Mikey The God October 10, 2011

Rattleclackin

The noise that your cars alternator makes before you find yourself sitting on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck in the rain.

Mechanic, "I can test your alternator"
Me, "No need, It's been rattleclackin for about 10,000 miles."

by haleyscomett1978 October 27, 2012

Rattleback

Used to let another know that you are responding in form of feedback to a post, conversation, email, excetera.

Dude, chill, I'll let y'all know if fifteen people "rattleback" on da RSVP!

by Shark Dog September 14, 2018

Rattlecock

1: A nasty bastard who advertizes his dick by desperately shaking it for everyone to see.
2: a Guy who wants to fuck so bad that he rattles his cock by shaking it around wildly in a desperate advertisement.
3:A man or guy who doesnt wear underwhear, so his cock rattles around wildly in his pants as he walks or struts around like a cock-of-the-walk.
4: Your dick is so old and hollowed out that it Rattles.

1: Uhg, i went to get on the bus today, and Bill Clinton was standing at the corner.
2: OMG! Bill Clinton is back! I could hear his Cock rattling from a Mile away!
3: Put on some underwear you Rattlecock!
4: My Grandpa is so old and has had so much tang in his life that all thats left is fosilized cum inside his cock, it Rattles when he walks.

by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012

Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.

Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.

by Agnothin April 24, 2024