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Rattlecock 

1: A nasty bastard who advertizes his dick by desperately shaking it for everyone to see.
2: a Guy who wants to fuck so bad that he rattles his cock by shaking it around wildly in a desperate advertisement.
3:A man or guy who doesnt wear underwhear, so his cock rattles around wildly in his pants as he walks or struts around like a cock-of-the-walk.
4: Your dick is so old and hollowed out that it Rattles.
1: Uhg, i went to get on the bus today, and Bill Clinton was standing at the corner.
2: OMG! Bill Clinton is back! I could hear his Cock rattling from a Mile away!
3: Put on some underwear you Rattlecock!
4: My Grandpa is so old and has had so much tang in his life that all thats left is fosilized cum inside his cock, it Rattles when he walks.
Rattlecock by MajorBabeMarshal June 14, 2012
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rattlejack 

Rattlejack: is the ultimate act of doing someone wrong that is close to you, extreme form of being "jacked". When you go out of your way to set up a friend to fail or rat them out to a significant other or acquaintance.
Some examples include texting a friends girlfriend asking her what she is wearing to a wedding that her boyfriend did not tell her about and did not intend on bringing her to or having a bad night out with another couple and before you even end the evening the other couple is getting texts about what a bad time was had by all. The final version of Rattlejacking is self inflicted. An example of self inflicted Rattlejacking would be waking up the morning after a heavy night of drinking to find your new SUV mangled and not remembering how or when it happened but you know you were driving.

"Dude, you really rattlejacked him, why did you order all of those shots on his tab?"
rattlejack by Jake Bean April 2, 2008

Rattleback 

The effect produced when a car bumps its sound system loud enough to shake the whole car, and rattle the trunk. Most common in shitty Hondas and Toyotas, driven by douchebags that try to be gangsta or cool.
1. "Man will you look at that tool, driving around with his rattleback going"

2. "Dude check out this sick sound system I got! it totally gives me rattleback"
Rattleback by Mikey The God October 10, 2011

Battlecock 

Rooster from a gladiator background. Battlecock=Gamecock=Fighting rooster. A bird that has intense aggression, not trained to kill, just born in. All roosters will fight, BUT a Battle/Gamecock won't stop till his enemy has fallen and more often than not he will still pumble the already expired cock till he himself dies from exhaustion. Owners of Battle/Gamecocks typically take insanely great care of them "Mega huge pins, best food $ can buy, fresh water 3 times daily." Normally will end up fighting no more than 3 times and after that assuming he lives he will live his live in a monster pin with plenty of tail to pound, unlike egg hens which live in disgusting, disease-ridden warehouses in 4x4 battery pens with 15 other hens which ends up being incredibly cramped to the point of suffocation by trampling. If one was lucky enough to live to the age of 2 "if you call living in what makes Alcatraz look like paradise, lucky" you are then pulled by extreme force from your cage often getting wings/legs broken during this process and shipped to the slaughter house and so called humanely killed but in fact are just slammed into the ground until death comes.
'dude1' hey dude!, how have you been? 'dude2" ive been good but ive recently gotin into Battlecocks. 'dude1' you mean fighting roosters? dude your a cruel basterd! 'dude2' atleast they get ther shot at life. how many farm animals get to live til the actually die? most are killed in there pime for meat you jackass!

Battlecock 

N. A status given only to individuals that deserve it. It means this particular individual is never afraid to whip out his schlong and swing it around like a light saber while fighting in combat, hence Battling Cocks.
Adj. A day that is stressful and tiring like reenacting sword fighting scenes from Troy or KillBill with your Johnson.
Person 1: Hey, how was your school year?

Person 2: Like a Battlecock! Except everyday!

cottonback rattlemoccasin 

any snake that appears threatening. This word covers a wide array of venomous snakes in the south.
If there's a snake on the side of the road and you don't know what it is. "That could be a cottonback rattlemoccasin. I'm not going near it!"

Rattleclackin 

The noise that your cars alternator makes before you find yourself sitting on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck in the rain.
Mechanic, "I can test your alternator"
Me, "No need, It's been rattleclackin for about 10,000 miles."
Rattleclackin by haleyscomett1978 October 27, 2012