ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

Ratrod backfire

When a hood "rat", on her period gets it doggy style and fart+queefs "backfires" on the "rod"of her partner when he ejaculates making him look rusty.

Brian loves that ratrod backfire!

by Hahax1bill December 1, 2021

car ramrod

Probably the best police enforcement team known to man. This team consists of Arcot Ramathorn (Ram) and Rod Farva (Rod).

They spend most of their time patroling the dangerous highways of Vermont.

You can occasionally find them eating at their favorite fast food joint, "Dimpus Burger."

Farva; "you didnt say 'car ramrod'"
Ramathorn; "oh, i forgot"
Farve; "but i wrote it down."
Ramathorn; "oh yeah.."

by Act As If January 1, 2005

Retrodank

An absolute fool that has a crippling love of David Tennant, and never visits his children. People who use the alias Retrodank typically have a hand fetish and are extremely hypocritical.

Retrodank claims to hate sweatpants, yet he constantly wears a onesie with glued on ram horns.

by Noah Craig November 18, 2021

Ramrodded

To have your ass completely kicked; to be overwhelmed by a superior force; to bend over and take it knowing that you're beat; The opposite of being T.P.M.F.ed. Originally slang for being beaten by Team Ramrod, now a general term for any situation in which you just got spanked; Being Ramrodded typically results in the buying of JagBombs.

That team of loud, tight jean wearing assholes just got Ramrodded and now they have to buy shots

by Ramrodder January 13, 2009

ramrod

A metal or wooden device used with early firearms to push the projectile up against the propellant. (typically gunpower)

Additional tools could be added to the ramrod, for uses such as cleaning out the barrel or removing a jammed bullet.

Using a ramrod, the soldier forcefully secured the charge in the back of his musket's barrel.

by Uncle Solly November 14, 2015

rat rod

A rats penis, and or a shitty hot rod...usually built by someone with a mullet or rat tail.

look at the size of that rat rod!

by gmckid September 14, 2008