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An old orange Spanish woman whose forehead is so wrinkled and orange that from up close it can be mistaken for an aerial view of the Grand Canyon.

Priest 1: yo today in church I had to bless this rastaclart woman and when I put my thumb on her forehead, it sunk in!

Priest 2: yo dats bare dutty cuz

Rastaclart by Shut up blud November 3, 2019

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Rastaclart

A wrinkly old scrawny Jewish woman.

Wow that Katie Eary sure is a rastaclart!

Rastaclart by 🅱️evin May 31, 2018

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rastaclart

an ugly muslim who has the personality of a wet mop.

Damn dude! Nafis is such a rastaclart.

rastaclart by Katie Eary June 16, 2018

rataclart

When Abraham slaps up a child on COD

Damn Abraham just rataclart me

rataclart by Qees April 27, 2020

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Rastaclat

Anything’s tha bothers you

I dropped me food rastaclat

Rastaclat by anonymous January 23, 2021

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Rustaclart

A Rustaclart is a type of male who suffers from osteoporosis, copper poisoning or Nokia-death. The affected will look like an old corner shop owner in Bristol or Blackburn. Over 10,000 people per 1,000,000 are affected by this and need to seek the proper treatments to supress the effects of it.

1. "Oi you Rustaclart, how are the bones feeling?"
2. "Screw you john."

Rustaclart by SoggyBoneSyndrome February 28, 2023

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Rasclart Blem

A Cannabis Cigarette. Other abbreviations can include Spliff, Joint, etc.

Are you feeling rasclart blem, bro?

Rasclart Blem by MrRasclarted December 10, 2019

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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