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Rape Ape
What kind of sick bastard would rape a cast bronze statue?
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
A mans junk could have never made this kind of damage.
Well what then?
A gorilla sir, a gorilla's junk would big enough.
A raping gorilla? Good lord it must have been rape ape!!!
Rape Ape by Xander Freakin Crews February 20, 2009
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rape ape
An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.
rape ape by Travoltron June 17, 2016
escape ape rape
This is a near miss in which a possible victim avoids sexual assault by defense measures, such as pepper spray, or avoiding a bad situation!
escape ape rape by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020
Ape Rape
Term used to describe the move in Super Smash Bros. (Melee) in which Donkey Kong picks up his opponent and jumps off the ledge, effectively killing them both.
Foaming Ape Rape
Having sex with your best friend of the same sex on accident (after a long night of partying n such)
DUDE i did NOT have foaming ape rape with you last night man, that was Sheila.... But tell me, was it good?
Foaming Ape Rape by Pandaman June 28, 2006
ape rape
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When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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