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An ancient Chinese ape called a Jue Yuan that would kidnap, rape, and impregnate human women according to legend.

The Chinese say if a monkey lives 1,300 years it becomes a rape ape.

by Travoltron April 09, 2016

To change online identities, such as a handle or login name.

I thought I'd seen the end of Cypher's trolling, but he just nymshifted out of my killfile.

by Travoltron March 28, 2011

1. (Internet slang) ________ has died.

Etymology: Originated on usenet as an acronym of "No Longer Shopping The Pig(gly wiggly)" Dates back to 1998.

Breaking News! Ronald Reagan NLSTP!

by Travoltron March 03, 2009