The state of paralysis that men feel when other men are waiting for them to finish peeing at a public urinal. Leads to an inability to produce urine flow. Often solved by shaking one's unit and pretending that one has finished, only to walk to another bathroom (or stall) to do it there.

Dude, I was at the bathroom at the Stones concert and there were 15 guys watching me pee, waiting to use the urinal. The pee-ralysis set in and I couldn't get anything out!

Pee-ralysis by Sinisterslug August 6, 2011

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ralyks • ralyssa • relyks • Ralyms • Ralysha • Pee-ralysis

relyks

the most amazing boyfriend a girl could ever ask for.. hes also an amazing artist and plays guitar.. hes a great friend and hes one to always make you laugh.. he gives the best hugs and makes you feel beautiful.. and i love him more than anything.

i love skyler !

relyks by squeaky June 23, 2004

Ralyms

A chill guy to hang around with and always cheers everyone up. He a great person to talk to and gets along with almost everyone. He always knows what to say when you need it most. Not to mention he’s basically a god.

Person 1: dude I’ve been down lately

Person 2: go talk to Ralyms he‘ll help you and he’s kinda a god

Ralyms by Sixpepper April 15, 2020

Ralysha

Ralysha is a true ship name that will forever exist, hence the definition of it on this website. It is one of the best ships to ever exist, following Aidlysha and Shalakkiya. Between 10-20 years, this ship between Alysha and Rameen with come true following marriage. On one side, Rameen, the Alysha lover, has approved this ship. However, Alysha states her true love lies with Aidan. Because of this 100% true definition of this ship, the love will eventually connect through.

"Ralysha is one of the best ships!" - Ava, a really hot and sexy person

Ralysha by onlytruefactsbytheoneandonly June 18, 2021

Ralyssa

Ralyssa is a humanoid creature that inhabits various social medias. She shares a tense relation with the Dikshanta and likes to assert dominance in Game Pigeon. The Ralyssa is very nice and friendly but shows no mercy towards creatures she dislikes, such as the Dikshanta. She will go out of her way to have an argument and assert dominance in Game Pigeon. Ralyssa is rarely spotted but when she is it is rare.

Dude, I saw a Ralyssa yesterday.

Really? Did you see it play Game Pigeon? OH, did you see it fight against the Dikshanta? That's the highlight!!!

Ralyssa by Nabaseito September 25, 2021

Relyks

The coolest, most swag and best ever made username.(Only can be used by cool people)

Type in your username here: Relyks

Relyks by Relykssss August 8, 2019

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

Word of the Day on September 25, 2026

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026