ragplacement 

A replacement girl for times of need when your girlfriend is on her rags

Daniel: "What did you do tonight sir"
Dave: "Nothing at all, my girlfriend is on her rags again"
Daniel: "Time to call up your ragplacement"
Dave: "Good idea Sir Daniel"

ragplacement by Unsinkable May 29, 2008

Replacement hipster 

n. An elderly person who, by simply continuing to dress as she or he has since before you were born, unintentionally ends up wearing outfits that would have taken you weeks to put together at your favorite thrift shop (the one that no-one else knows about... yet).

Hipster A: "Hey, did you check out that replacement hipster's pants?"
Hipster B: "Yeah man, I would have given my eyeteeth for those!"

Replacement hipster by B. H. Baker December 7, 2006

replacementship 

the relationship you quickly get into after your previous relationship as a replacement

Kid 1: Yo I heard Brittany is single now. True?

Kid 2: Nah. Her and John broke up but she got into a replacementship with Steve.

replacementship by guylafleur June 11, 2010

the Replacements 

A seminal alternative rock band from Minneapolis, Minnesota, USA; one of the driving forces behind the 1980's alternative rock scene who helped pave the way for grunge bands like Nirvana and Pearl Jam.

Fronted by Paul Westerberg, the band formed in 1979 and broke up in 1991. The original members were Paul Westerberg (vocals/guitar), Bob Stinson (guitar), Tommy Stinson (bass) and Chris Mars (drum). In 1985, after the release of their fourth album, "Tim" (widely considered their best album), Bob Stinson was kicked out of the band and replaced by Minneapolis guitarist Slim Dunlap.

They were also referred to jokingly as "the 'Mats", from "the Placemats", which was what a detractor joked their name was.

Joe: "The Replacements are the best band EVER!"

Lucas: "Hahaha, isn't that a movie?"

Joe: *Slaps Lucas*

Lucas: "Ow! What was that for?"

Joe: "You're an asshole. And that movie sucks ass!"

the Replacements by Riverboy April 17, 2006

Replacementship 

The relationship one enters immediately following a break-up. This can be done to help with the healing process, make your ex jealous, or hide the fact that you're still upset about things ending with the last person.

I'm in an open-replacementship... you can never have too many rebounds, right?

Replacementship by AKB1011 June 2, 2011

the replacements 

noun: Seminal Eighties alternative banded fronted by Paul Westerberg. Also, a shit movie with Keanu Reeves about football or something.

"Have you ever heard of the Replacements?"
"Wasn't that a movie or something?"
"Yeah, probably. Shut the fuck up."

the replacements by mcstallard February 28, 2005

replacement ref 

n. Anyone trying to do a job or perform a task that is clearly out of their league, or beyond their capability.

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Why is this bus turning down a one-way street?

I think there's a replacement ref driving.

Word.

replacement ref by gnostic1 October 8, 2012