Lady at the park: You have an adorable puppy.
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.
LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch
Me: Thanks, she's a replacement dog.
LatP: What do you mean?
Me: She replaced the dog that just died. In fact, I think she one-upped her.
LatP: You're horrible.
Me: pssh, bitch
by Joe Everyman June 27, 2010