ragplacement

A replacement girl for times of need when your girlfriend is on her rags

Daniel: "What did you do tonight sir"
Dave: "Nothing at all, my girlfriend is on her rags again"
Daniel: "Time to call up your ragplacement"
Dave: "Good idea Sir Daniel"

by Unsinkable May 29, 2008

Kittie

A rather small and/or tight vagina, most probably owned by a woman that has not had sexual intercourse before

"I was about to have sex with this woman last night but she had a kittie and i couldnt fit... instead i just licked it"

by Unsinkable February 16, 2008

poofter

Also known as a "slimey one"

Davids tummy felt funny earlier in the day and he did a nice plop on the dunny... The same feeling happened in the shower and he did a pop, it smelt like rotten eggs but he was relieved that whilst looking down at his feet, there was no poofter present

by Unsinkable March 08, 2008

expiration wealth

Wealth accumulated when somebody close to you has expired or is about to expire.

Hey Daniel, i saw that rich old man across the road the other day and he looks like he is about to expire. Lets make friends with him so we can accumulate a bit of expiration wealth

by Unsinkable May 05, 2008

Gun

Sometimes also known as a very stiff and throbbing penis, that is about to open fire.

David: "I think she likes me."
Daniel: "How do you know."
David: "I stuck my gun up her."

by Unsinkable February 16, 2008

Gap

The place in between a girls legs that fits a tool, generally but not limited to, a penis

I was approaching the gap last night when i saw a toothbrush already in it, so i turned away

by Unsinkable February 20, 2008