rageligion

Made by TommyInnit, during a 10 second rage phase.

Hello. I believe in rageligion now.

rageligion by junko enoshimas dog January 24, 2021

religion 

VERB; pure religion, and undefiled before god is this; to visit the fatherless and the widow in their affliction and to keep oneself unspotted from the world; humble charity. This is the definition of religion found in the Bible

She practices religion by feeding the fatherless children in China every week.

religion by Cathi Robertson July 7, 2008

true religion trapper 

one of those people who come strapped head to toe with true religion, usually has Air Force 1’s, sells drugs or smokes on the regular...
-buzairi & mitch

Harris Dost and José Javier are true religion trappers.

true religion trapper by -the craig Mitchell April 14, 2019

The Religion of Peace

The founder of the "religion of peace" was prophet Mohammad. For a some reason he is called "prophet" even though the "pedophile" would be a more appropriate designation - or by what name should be a man called who in his fifties picked up his favorite wife Aisha from a kindergarden and screwed her when she was 9-year-old, of course she was a child of his cousin, so no wonder why 50% of dune coons in the Middle East are inbreds due to consanguineous marriages when the Maestro itself sets an unhealthy example.

There are enough delusional zealots who murder innocent people, even children in the name of gods. Extreme Islamists are a good bad example of these lunatics. Unfortunately their inbreeding hasn't yet come far enough, they still have hands to shoot, blast bombs and slash the throats of infidels and feet to move instead of seal-like body with claws and flippers.

While we are waiting for that day (hurry up evolution, in the name of Charles Darwin!) they continue to commit atrocities among the heredics and if they happen to die while doing their holy mission they become martyrs and will enter paradise with 72 virgin goats. It's a bit foggy on how those clit free tent ladies will be rewarded after they detonate their explosive vest in a crowd.

"The religion of peace takes good care of its women, every individual seems to have a black, portable tent in case of snowstorms - whether a camel's shit-operated stove included.."

The Religion of Peace by O. W. Tongueincheek December 20, 2021

religion 

verb: an act or act(s) of humble charity, giving to someone in need, selfless acts of kindness.~adapted from the KJV of the Bible.

"pure religion, and undefiled before God, is this; to visit the fatherless and the widows in their affliction."

religion by Cathi Robertson June 15, 2008

Religion 

A set of core beliefs that someone believes;
commitment or devotion to religious faith or observance.
There are many religions in the world and many have a common background. The most prevalent religions of the world are; Christianity, Islam, Judaism, Buddhism and Hinduism.

Definitions should be unbiased; bashing any religion in the example doesn't really help anyone.

Guy 1; Those "coexist" stickers are really awesome!
Guy 2; Yeah I have one on my car, just because I go to church doesn't mean I hate people for who they are or what they believe if they are different. That is just wrong, man.

Religion by Sarahbeanie325 October 12, 2011

Religion 

Belief of a higher power. This can range from on god to millions. Monotheism means believing in only one god while Polytheistic is the belief of more than one god. The three largest being Christianity, Islam, and Hinduism.

Examples of religions that believe in more than one god are Hinduism, Buddism, and Shinto. Many religions do things to please their gods, goddesses, by having sacrifices, festivals, gifts, fasting, etc.
Religion is NOT evil. The people who taint religion are known as extremists, these people believe that they are doing whats right but kill many in the process.

So please don't be ignorant and be respectful!

Guy 1: Whats your religion?
Guy 2: Muslim, you?
Guy 1: Christian!
Guy 2: Wow! And we get along pretty well!
Guy 1: You're right!

Religion by Bowser123 February 21, 2013