r.u.m 

Real useless motherfucker, a term used to describe most tweakers the kind that sleep on peoples couches.

Oh my god have you seen Lee Jenkins lately he’s homeless and lives with his mom and staying in hotels because he has a wicked math problem he’s such a fucking R.U.M

r.u.m by BBKFMILNER October 28, 2021

R.U.M 

A R.U.M is a real, useless, MF
Also known as a scrub, or a hobo sexual.

That Milner boy he’s in and out of jail all the time!!

His gf Gia, is hot as fuck and all he does is just smoke dope and go to jail he’s such a R.U.M

R.U.M by BBKFMILNER October 28, 2021

T.R.U.M.P. 

An acronym for:
Truly
Reprehensible
Unqualified
Moron
President

T.R.U.M.P. likes to bash the media and brag about grabbing women by the pussy.

T.R.U.M.P. by Just_sayin' July 28, 2019

g r u m 

grum. the fastest and highest jumping whorse in all of the possible minecraft worlds. lanhams son/lover and cum buddy. the living form of resurrected jesus h crust. the man, the myth, the absolute legend. your local titty fucking boss bitch whorse in diamond whorse armor.

g r u m and i are watching the sunset uwu

g r u m by pussyfucker69420 January 23, 2021

C.R.U.M.P. 

Acronym: Careless Rarely Useful Meaningless Person.

If you have a project that really needs to be completed successfully and quickly - the one guy you really DON'T want on the job is a C.R.U.M.P.

Boss: "Hey Stuie what the fuck's happened to this job? It was looking good, on time and on budget - now it's all gone to shit"!
Manager: "Sorry but it wasn't my idea to put T***y in charge. Everyone knows he's a proper C.R.U.M.P."

C.R.U.M.P. by VRnomore April 27, 2010

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E 

When you get philosophical and you think of things through time and space, sometimes even why things are what and why not others

Guy 1: Hey bud, let's watch Ant Ma-
Guy 2: E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E. ERADICATE ALL OF EXISTANCE WITH FEATHERS

E X S I S T T H R O U G H T H E M U L T I V E R S E by YEETMCEET April 21, 2020

S.M.U.R.F. 

Secret Military Underground Rightwing Force

Watch what you say the S.M.U.R.F.'s might have this place bugged.

S.M.U.R.F. by Rev. C. Frank Lee September 25, 2005