Preferably male, someone that wears tight jeans and black band t-shirts everyday. Sometimes a bandana around the face.
Check out that dudes girl pants, he is such a qwimby.

Thats the fourth black underoath shirt that kids worn this week...what a qwimby.
by RAWRfayce. June 19, 2006
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While stark naked adorn a top hat and monocle, produce a profound erection, military high step toward your partner, slap them in the face with your meat torpedo and thus saying "indubitably" to disengage the sexual maneuver. It would be a most gentlemanly.
Byron "By jove alexander! i believe when i had excited the tobacconist.....i seen Lord Ferguson giving Mary Shaw the ole "Sebastian Qwimby"!!
Alexander: "Right....indeed yes. Jolly good show. Chaps probably givin her the old trisket in the biscuit!
Byron "Indeed Alexander....truly was i moved....to half chub"
by Flimzorp June 9, 2017
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