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"Hey you guys, sorry I am late, I was douching my qwief"
qwief by Æthelred May 19, 2014
Words you can keep
A stoner from the Midwest region.
I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.
Qwife by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020
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Quiefious 

To Be A Hard-Working Person. To Finish Work On Time And For It To Be Correct. What To Call A Person Who Works Hard And Works A Lot!!
Look At That Construction Worker. He Is Very Quiefious When He Has An Important Job.
Quiefious by Jizz813 September 28, 2011
"You callin her back?"
"Nah, that hoe always quief on my dick"
"My condolences"
"I appreciate your sympathy"
"We are good friends, it would be wrong of me to ridicule you after ending your relationship which can be hard on you even if you are the one who does the dumping"
"It takes a good friend to care enough to understand that guys have feelings to"
"And it takes a big man to admit that he has feelings"
"You always know just what to say, wanna go get some chipotle?"
"Sounds good"
*later*
"Hmmm I love guac, but do I love it more than my money?"
" you deserve it man, the guac is on me"
"Thanks bro"
"Anytime"
"Hey I've been meaning to ask you something, but I didn't want you to be sad that I have found my soul mate and you haven't. I feel that you have matured and grown past your relationship enough for me to ask... will you be my best man"
*crying a lil* "of course I will bro"
There was a bomb attached to the underside of their table at chipotle, both of them died, and that hoe kept on quiefing.
Quief by Candy man lick July 3, 2017
Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
qwiffed by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018

Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
Cockmongling Qweefburg3r by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.
Quief by Peterson April 18, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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