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qwief

Vixens semen purse
"Hey you guys, sorry I am late, I was douching my qwief"
by Æthelred May 19, 2014
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Qwife

I got high as a qwife in the corn field today.
by Katlin qwife February 18, 2020
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Quiefious

To Be A Hard-Working Person. To Finish Work On Time And For It To Be Correct. What To Call A Person Who Works Hard And Works A Lot!!
Look At That Construction Worker. He Is Very Quiefious When He Has An Important Job.
by Jizz813 September 28, 2011
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Quief

"You callin her back?"
"Nah, that hoe always quief on my dick"
"My condolences"
"I appreciate your sympathy"
"We are good friends, it would be wrong of me to ridicule you after ending your relationship which can be hard on you even if you are the one who does the dumping"
"It takes a good friend to care enough to understand that guys have feelings to"
"And it takes a big man to admit that he has feelings"
"You always know just what to say, wanna go get some chipotle?"
"Sounds good"
*later*
"Hmmm I love guac, but do I love it more than my money?"
" you deserve it man, the guac is on me"
"Thanks bro"
"Anytime"
"Hey I've been meaning to ask you something, but I didn't want you to be sad that I have found my soul mate and you haven't. I feel that you have matured and grown past your relationship enough for me to ask... will you be my best man"
*crying a lil* "of course I will bro"
There was a bomb attached to the underside of their table at chipotle, both of them died, and that hoe kept on quiefing.
by Candy man lick July 3, 2017
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qwiffed

Totally missing something you are aiming for
Trevor passed me the ball but I completely qwiffed it!
by Ashley Jayne G. December 8, 2018
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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Quief

Sometimes happens, due to pressure changes in the vagina particularly during the orgasm. //Expulsion of air after or during sexual intercourse.
by Peterson April 18, 2003
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