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qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmop 

like a person you are you had tried to be the first to find every single one and this is what u came up with

a nine letter one that dont even use second and third row glad u got this
jimmy: im bored

Gary: had you tried qwertyuiop

jimmy: yes

The Rats: mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq

Jimmy: yes

2000 Years Later

Billy:qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmop

Jimmy: head explodes
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qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

When you become more bored than should be possible, and start to get creative, you will type this.
This can be written by performing the famous qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm procedure, which is each row left to right, starting with the top row, then the middle row, than the bottom row. Then, you do it again, except your finger is slid right to left. It is still top row to bottom row. This will spell poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz. Then, do the top to bottom column procedure, spelling qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It starts with qaz, then wsx, then edc, et cetera. When you are done with that, Congratulations! You have officially wasted 2 minutes of your life!
Jimmy was procrastinating on a very important essay that counted for half of his total grade, when he decided that he would do something else. He kept sliding his finger on his keyboard in creative ways, and the he came across qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. He then fell asleep immediately, and he failed. That's just sad.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz 

when you're so bored you type the keyboard normally and backwards.
"qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz"

qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl

Only the boredest of the bored will ever type on their keyboard 8 letters left to right, top to bottom. And even this was defined.
Stacy had qwertyuiasdfghjkzxcvbnmopl as her last hope before she commit suicide.

qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

When you have reached the final level of boredom and decided to lay your bored ass fingers on the keybored to remove the P letter which results in this phenomenon.
Person 1: HA! I've typed qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz, AND qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp! I'm THE most bored man alive!
Me: I've typed qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Person 1: You are clearly more bored that I am!

qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp 

This is boredom... way worse than Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl,qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp, etc.
Bob was so bored he typed qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp and was more bored that he raged. Iufh3fui3dheiufr2wheru23eyrghe3yudg3rue3gfryu2e3rfgeyufge2fryuegfuq2rfg2wurfg23hurf23grf2uj3rg23urfh2ug

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq 

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq is the truly fuck school, im board out of my mind word. if u r a yr 8 sitting in complete silence for every day for a month, thats nothing compared to what ur feeling right now.
holy mother of tities im bored as fuck rn
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