When you become more bored than should be possible, and start to get creative, you will type this.
This can be written by performing the famous
qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm procedure, which is each row left to right, starting with the top row, then the middle row, than the bottom row. Then, you do it again, except your finger is slid right to left. It is still top row to bottom row. This will spell
poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz. Then, do the top to bottom column procedure, spelling
qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It starts with qaz, then wsx, then edc, et cetera. When you are done with that, Congratulations! You have officially wasted 2 minutes of your life!
Jimmy was
procrastinating on a very important essay that counted for half of his total grade, when he decided that he would do
something else. He kept sliding his finger on his keyboard in creative ways, and the he came across qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. He then fell asleep
immediately, and he failed. That's just sad.
