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qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp 

This is boredom... way worse than Qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, qwertyuiop, asdfghjkl, zxcvbnm, qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, qwaszxerdfcvtyghbnuijkmopl,qweasdzxcrtyfghvbnuiojklmp, etc.
Bob was so bored he typed qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp and was more bored that he raged. Iufh3fui3dheiufr2wheru23eyrghe3yudg3rue3gfryu2e3rfgeyufge2fryuegfuq2rfg2wurfg23hurf23grf2uj3rg23urfh2ug
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qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp 

You must have came here after you type 8 letters each row... now you are at 9... oh yep you are bored, we understand how bored are you now
Jon: qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp aaaa
Yot: oh okay now we know how bored are you...

qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp 

When one's boredom exceeds the limits of the universe and has entered one of the last stages of boredom- typing 9 letters at a time, left to right, top to bottom. If you are reading this please do something productive with your life.
Bored Person- I'm so bored, I'm going to type qwertyuioasdfghjklzxcvbnmp into the search bar and see if there is an Urban Dictionary definition for it!

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

A phenomena that happens to a computer's keyboard when a human being is bored to death...
Bored to death in a cube a human decides to type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm (all the keyboard buttons in an orderly way) to a search engine to see what comes up. Then finds definitions for it and then adds a new one...

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp 

When you become more bored than should be possible, and start to get creative, you will type this.
This can be written by performing the famous qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm procedure, which is each row left to right, starting with the top row, then the middle row, than the bottom row. Then, you do it again, except your finger is slid right to left. It is still top row to bottom row. This will spell poiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxz. Then, do the top to bottom column procedure, spelling qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. It starts with qaz, then wsx, then edc, et cetera. When you are done with that, Congratulations! You have officially wasted 2 minutes of your life!
Jimmy was procrastinating on a very important essay that counted for half of his total grade, when he decided that he would do something else. He kept sliding his finger on his keyboard in creative ways, and the he came across qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp. He then fell asleep immediately, and he failed. That's just sad.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm 

What people do when they are supposed to be typing an important essay for a big part of their grade.
Because Johnny was typing qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm instead of his essay, he is going to be screwed.

qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg 

When you no longer see the purpose of life, and type random letters into the search bar, and decide to do a few orders of letters. More bored than any of the other gibberish words, even more than qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnmmnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewqqazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolpplokimjunhybgtvfrcdexswzaq.
Person 1: What is the purpose of life?
Person 2: Good question.
Person 1: qwertyuiopasdfghjklxcvbnmpoiuytrewqlkjhgfdsamnbvcxzqpwoeirutyalskdjfhgzmxncbvqpalzmwoskxneidjcbrufhvtyg
Person 2: Uh, what?
Person 1: Don't you know what that means?
Person 2: What does it mean?
Person 1: I've lost my sanity.
Person 2 has left the chat
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