A male prostitute with aspergers from Crystal Lake, illinois and Bartlett, Illinois. Usually prostitutes these 2 areas but many others as well. He is a very cheap prostitute and most often not worth paying.
He also claims his mid grade is high quality so dont fall for it.

Person 1: Hey do you need a uzair qureshi?

Person 2: No I'm not looking for a prostitute, no thanks.

Uzair Qureshi by I Run Dis MF Turf GTFO 🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫 December 8, 2021

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Wasif Qureshi

Some one who can make you feel like the only girl in the world at first, then doesn't give a care in the world for you. Most of the time he is the sweetest and most caring guy, he's got the nicest smile, the most perfect teeth, dimples and you can't help but to fall in love with him.

You're so lucky, your boyfriend is Wasif Qureshi.

Damn, I wish my boyfriend was like Wasif Qureshi

Wasif Qureshi by confusedgoose August 17, 2011

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The Qureshi Queef

When a woman is filled up with curry infused cum by a middle easterner. Then queefs it all out into his mouth, so he may enjoy that spicy taste he loves and that smell that reminds him of his dear mother.

Harry threw a wad in Terry and and begged her for the Qureshi Queef. He just needed to savor the spicy flavor!

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Inzamamul Qureshi

Inzamamul Qureshi is a indian boy who likes programming

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qurethan

is a young sexy man w a big ass dick

oouuu that boy is qurethan

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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