quoffing 

Present participle of quoff, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe (also quof or quoaf).

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoffing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoffing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

Quoffing 

Quoff; Quoffer; Quoffed; Quoffing: The Female version of Boofing. Essentially the female mixes her drug of choice such as methamphetamines with a small amount of water in a syringe (without the needle) and then places the tip of the device gently into the vagina. She then pushes the plunger down emptying it's contents inside the vagina. This method of introducing the drug into the body is said to be one of the most potent and immediate ways to get the drug quickly into the bloodstream and have the most incredible and intense high.

Do you want to quoff? Are you a quoffer? I quoffed the last of my drugs earlier. I prefer quoffing over boofing!

Quoffing by Khaos D November 14, 2021

Nectar quaffing 

Drinking nectar in a posh manner, a way of expressing high social status and satisfaction with one's life.

"Yet A is happy!
Oh, so happy!
Laughing, Ha! ha!
Chaffing, Ha! ha!
Nectar quaffing, Ha! ha! ha!
Ever joyous, ever gay,
Happy, undeserving A!" -The Mikado

Nectar quaffing by Sir Arthur Sullivan October 12, 2010

quofing 

The present participle of quofe.

Emitting penile flatulence, i.e., emitting air or gas from the penis through the urethra.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quofing and splattering urine everywhere.

quofing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quoafing 

The present participle of quoaf, which is itself an alternate spelling of quofe.

noun: Penile flatulence (air or gas escaping from the penis through the urethra), a.k.a. a dick fart.

verb: To emit penile flatulence.

ETYMOLOGY: "Quofe" is the male form of queef.

NOTE: Quofes are a rare phenomenon compared to queefs because it is much harder for air to become stuck in a man's urethra than in a woman's comparatively larger vagina. Quofes occur most frequently after a catheter has been inserted into the penis and removed, leaving air trapped in the bladder or urethra.

After Reginald's catheter was removed, he tried to take a piss, but ended up quoafing and splattering urine everywhere.

quoafing by fauxbourdon December 28, 2005

quaffing 

Its like drinking, but you spill more.

With 3 pints to go and only 2 minutes before they would be thrown out of the pub (bar), quaffing was a given.

They quaffed their ale with gusto!

quaffing by FanBoy Alex September 14, 2005

quaffing 

Traditionally refers to drinking alcoholic beverages. Some nog, perhaps. To go "quaffing" together is a reference to drinking or wassailing. In modern terms, quaffing still refers to drinking, though heavily. "Quaffing" is also used in some circles in a more vulgar manner.

Laughing, quaffing all together.
Fa la la la...

quaffing by J*Dub December 28, 2005