quirtt 

Literally anything.

Quirtt!!!!

Quirtt?

Quirtt.

quirtt by anonymous November 16, 2021

quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).

(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.

quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibation 

Quirtibation is a term that was coined by dyspraxic individuals to describe a phenomenon, common in people with the developmental disorder dyspraxia, wherein a lapse in coordination between the body and mind causes an involuntary, inaccurate and/or sudden motion such as a flail or fumble. The word is not considered offensive unless used in an otherwise derogatory context.

While quirtibation originally referred specifically to dyspraxic neuron misfiring, it has since been adopted more broadly and can be colloquially used to refer to any unexpected physical movement or failure of motor skills, regardless of neurotype.

Etymologically, quirtibation derives from a mondegreen (mishearing) of the word "coordination." This mishearing is believed to have arisen due to comments received and/or made by dyspraxics about their lack thereof.

Despite his best efforts, Ahmed had a bout of quirtibation while trying to tie his shoes, resulting in a tangled mess.

Quirtibation by ghargantai March 12, 2023

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.

Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.

Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

quitting time

When a days work is finally over....time to go home

Its 6pm end of a shift....quitting time baby

quitting time by Jerseyslang June 24, 2014

Myspace Quitter 

Someone who quits myspace to live in the real world. People on their friend list usually become devastated.

Dick is a myspace quitter and he now lives in the real world.

Myspace Quitter by Papoosenigga August 18, 2006

Quitteris 

One whose quitting or breaking of commitments brings them great pleasure, similar to the stimulation of a clitoris.

Can you believe Nick joined our fanatasy basketball league and then quit after drafting? What a quitteris.

Quitteris by Vince Dennis January 16, 2016