quirft

Pronounced: "qwa-er-ffed" or the way it's spelled

The utter BEING of awsomeness. The word you use when there wasn't a word for how awsome something was before. At last! Only use when something is just so amazing that you had to find this word just to say it. You can finally say all that emotion in just one word: quirft

Before: Oh my gosh! You'r shirt is too cool for words! Ugh, I wish I had a word for it.
After: Oh my gosh!! You'r shirt is like sooooo quirft! Yes!! I've got a word that explains how too cool it is for words!

quirft by Megan and Katie the quirft <3 January 18, 2008

quirft

Another way to say cool, radical, stellar, and all of the other adjectives that equal to high regards.

"That is totally quirft, maaaaan!"

quirft by Megan & Katie <3 January 18, 2008

quirtibate 

to experience a dyspraxia "attack" (specifically a lapse in coordination).

(quirtibate)

A: That's the fourth time you've knocked over your milk tonight, B. What the fuck.
B: It's not my fault I keep quirtibating.

quirtibate by RicoCris August 7, 2019

Quirtibation 

Quirtibation is a term that was coined by dyspraxic individuals to describe a phenomenon, common in people with the developmental disorder dyspraxia, wherein a lapse in coordination between the body and mind causes an involuntary, inaccurate and/or sudden motion such as a flail or fumble. The word is not considered offensive unless used in an otherwise derogatory context.

While quirtibation originally referred specifically to dyspraxic neuron misfiring, it has since been adopted more broadly and can be colloquially used to refer to any unexpected physical movement or failure of motor skills, regardless of neurotype.

Etymologically, quirtibation derives from a mondegreen (mishearing) of the word "coordination." This mishearing is believed to have arisen due to comments received and/or made by dyspraxics about their lack thereof.

Despite his best efforts, Ahmed had a bout of quirtibation while trying to tie his shoes, resulting in a tangled mess.

Quirtibation by ghargantai March 12, 2023

Quirtibate 

What happens when you're sitting around doing nothing and you end up suddenly flailing, often causing mass damage.

To cause something unexpected (especially negative) to occur physically without even realizing it, usually because of how quickly everything happens.

Jenny was holding her phone in her left hand, but she quirtibated when I shook her right hand and now she has to get her screen fixed.

Quirtibate by Emery.0 September 17, 2018

Quirktastic 

A way to describe someone’s personality. They are eDgY and different and unique in all ways, but are still very cool.

“Wow my best friend is so quirktastic!” She’s so cool and I wish I could be like her.

Quirktastic by Bear-06 December 30, 2019

Quarft 

A Quarft is basicly when a girl queefs and sharts at the same time. It will ususally leave a bloody/shitty stain on the surface in which it was released. Sometimes a horrible odor will follow.

"Dude, I can believe we took the girls camping.....there's a huge fucking QUARFT stain all over my Fuckin' sleeping bag. Damnit Ally you dirty slut."

Quarft by Estonian Oete May 9, 2009