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quintonese 

A language that is loosely based on english, however there is no set rules for spelling any specific word as long as it’s spelt incorrectly and can be pronounced multiple ways.
Josh

“What’s everyone upto?”

Quinton
“Just agboudt to drie back to uptgon”

Chunk
“What?”

Taylor
“Don’t worry he’s talking quintonese again”
quintonese by Jonas Simpson February 15, 2023
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Quintenesque 

Something that is painfully slow.
Quinten is slower than molasses in January. He's Quintenesque!
Quintenesque by Hulk19 September 27, 2018

Quinones 

a nigga that takes no shit will fuck anyone up that gets in his way stays loyal and trust worthy really athletic is mostly Italian or pr and is a great loving boyfriend and will take care of her till the end
That quinones over there is really loyal to his girl.
Quinones by Traved 12 April 30, 2014

Quintonis1 

"Quintonis1 really ate that shart??"
Quintonis1 by number2moderator October 29, 2020

Dirty Quinones 

While laying on the floor underneath two girls rear ending each other with a double dildo, you stick your finger in their ass
At a Bachelor party, i saw someone pull a dirty quinones
Dirty Quinones by chitty88 May 21, 2009

Quinonesphobia 

noun

1 The fear of John Quinones appear within seconds, and asking:

“What made you act (or do) that?”
“Why did you stand up for (he, she, ze, they, them)?”
“What were you thinking when all of this was happening?”

Quinonesphobia causes anxiety in public places (Restaurants, parks, showers, etc.)
It gives the feeling of being watched (scopophobia), or judged when doing certain actions or giving reactions to any given situation.
“I think I have Quinonesphobia.”

john quinones 

a man who says wwyd
john quinones by theovster_ November 25, 2021
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Oblication 

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
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Plate of Brown 

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Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
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Larpenomics

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