"Dave insisted on squeezing in sexy time every morning this week just before the bus came! He just can't control himself, he's like the Quickie Monster!"
Chad : Hey babe my wife's out of town tonight and the kids are at grandmas guess we can fuck all night!
Kiersten : Sorry It will have to be a Quickie Jake is coming over at 6!
Chad : JAKE! who the hell is Jake?
Kiersten : My new boyfriend and he is so amazing in bed did you know he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : I can't believe your are cheating on me!
Kiersten : CHEATING! Really your the one who's married!
Chad : Suddenly I just feel like a piece of meat to you!
Kiertsten : OH SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
A term used to describe sexual intercourse that has either lasted a short amount out time, involved absolutely no foreplay, or only one of the participants actually got off.
A husband might say, "Hey babe, wanna have a Quickie?!" And the wife might respond, "Not if you're going to leave me hanging again."