quimale

A man with a pussy instead of a dick

"So, her new boyfriend was totally hot, but then it turned out he was a quimale. They had to get a strap-on!"
"Which one of them used it?"

by rutheni June 12, 2009

quimble

(n) variant of quim. Affectionate name for the female pudenda.

Your quimble makes me tremble with excitement!

by Ribs Wingart October 18, 2003

Quimage

A lady or group of ladies

Refering to the victorian word often used a to describe female genitalia.

Steady: I say shorty, there is some marvelous quimage on offer this evening.

Shorty: I agree steady, look at the tits on that one!

by Jonny Von Clunge September 18, 2009

quimarello

A combination of the words quim and Caramello, the chocolate and caramel candy bar produced by the Cadbury company. Refers to an overproduction of vaginal fluids.

Take a chill pill sista'! Sheesh! If you leaked any more pussy nougat, you'd be a Quimarello!

by Lovely Librarian November 4, 2007

e-quivalent

Pronounced: "eeequivalent."

An e-quivalent is the online version of a thing or situation in the real world. Often used to compare novel things on the Internet to familiar things in the real world.

The e-quivalent to shouting is TYPING IN ALL CAPS.

"All this girl's facebook photos are of her kissing her boyfriend."
"So annoying. That's totally the e-quivalent to making out in public."

by autonomy April 5, 2010

quimbledon final

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

by jojolechic June 9, 2009

Quimarello

A portmanteau of "caramello", a candy, and "quim", an old slang term for vagina.

Take a chill pill, sista! Sheesh! If you leaked any more pussy nougat, you'd be a Quimarello!

by Teodore November 3, 2007