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What's a quattle? You know what it is!
Quattle by Micheal Hunts Quattles October 30, 2007
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A situation that you're not quite sure about.
"Dude, what type of drink is this?"
"I'm not sure, just drink it."
"It's a quattle in a bottle."

"I want a group of naked women to feed me strips of bacon. Does that make me a pig of a man? Or am I simply a pig that wants to be a man?"

"I'm not sure, that's quite a quattle."
Quattle by D0NKEYKONGA December 5, 2014
To verbally assault and then apologize quickly.
Britney you look fat like really fat, just kidding we love you <3. Britney has been quatled.
Quatle by NanaGang December 18, 2017

Quantlet 

A word to call the clinically insane people of Quanta
Wilbur: you see John over there? I hear he's a Quantlet. We should stay away from him for now.
Quantlet by Wkkaaksjdwiivjd guy November 5, 2022

Quattlebombed 

The act of quattlebombing can be best described as getting "fucked over". This word is used widely throughout the military as subtle way of saying they were screwed over.
Brad Pitt quattlebombed Jennifer Aniston by leaving her for Angelina Jolie

Quattlebon 

Someone who takes out their personal insults to another person on urbandictionary.com
>Hey, did you hear you got turned into a slang word?
>What?
>They say on urbandictionary.com that a Joeshmoe is when a hobo sucks your dick for crack.
>What kind of quattlebon put that shit on there?
Quattlebon by Frau Kak March 10, 2003
An intelligent creature who feeds on surds and indices. Very Mathematical. At present there are only two known to mankind.
The Quartle excalaimed 'Oh come on, it's like teaching the dead!'

When both Quartles are present you might here such phrases as 'Trust us we're intelligent' The Quartles may contradict each other when present in the same habitat for more than 45 minutes for example one might say 'Pack up' and the other will immediately say 'Don't pack up!'

The Quartle's are known not to be good at Art, this is the only criticism the Quartle will accept 'Looks like I need to go to Art class not Maths class'

The Quartle is well known to do anything in their way to prove a point even if it means a bit of a liberty 'Sorry for doing that, it's a bit of a liberty, I know, but it's just to prove a point'

The Quartle will also over pronounce the 'U' and make it sound like 'Yu' for example solution, the quartle would pronounce as 'sol-yu-tion'
quartle by luket93 March 11, 2008
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
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They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”
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mormon assault vehicle

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"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005
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Shakira Law 

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
Word of the Day on August 21, 2026

Overstand 

To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
Word of the Day on August 20, 2026
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