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quazoosl 

When someone is so good looking they become intimidating, originated from the scrabble skit on the sketch show.
Mack and Vine are playing Scrabble and Mack begins a conversation by announcing that he went on a date the previous night. When asked by Vine how the date went, Mack replies "Nice girl, bit quazoosl". He then goes on to explain "you know, quazoosl - when someone is so good looking they become intimidating". He then gives an example stating that Liz Hurley would qualify as quazoosl. When the conversation finishes Mack asks whose turn it is and when Vine tells him it is his, he knowingly replies "Is it really?" and unsurprisingly all his letters spell "quazoosl".
quazoosl by whatsupimphil July 12, 2009
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a gay faggot cunt who likes to brag, if you find one that is a gamer, it will tend to have a terrible mic, VERY gay ( would be an understatement if you said he was just gay ), annoying, some will like math
"Damn, Quanola is very loud. "
Quanola by Niggerfaggot5Million69 December 1, 2019

quandorf 

A fart eminating from one's penis.
That quandorf sure blew me off my feet.
quandorf by Poseidon February 1, 2004

quando omni flunkus moritati 

The Oath of the International Possum Brotherhood.
While granted, this Didelphidic phrase has existed since time immemorial, it has been popularized in comparatively recent years by the 11th Chapter of the Brotherhood, Possum Lodge, and its most illustrious member Mr. "Red" Green.
Note: It is in fact Possum and not the vagabondish "O-Possum".
Mike Hammer: "Sit down, sit down..."
Enter Red Green
Mike Hammer "All rise!"
All: "Quando Omni Flunkus Moritati."
Red Green: "Sit down."

Quantoretta

What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.
QU=QUasy
A=Autonomus
N=Non
G=Government
O=Organization
Mr. Robinson's and his quango
quango by Adri@n May 4, 2003
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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